Cheers (1982–1993)
Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd, Self, Woodrow Huckleberry Tiberius Boyd
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Quotes
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Woody : Why would an actress leave in the middle of a successful series?
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[In regards to Henri, from France]
Lilith : Woody, you don't even like this man. He's been bothering you ever since he followed your girlfriend back from Paris, and now you're paying him to photograph you?
Woody : Well, he just borrows money from me anyway. This way I don't hafta worry about him paying me back.
Lilith : It's good you worked that out, Woody.
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[Red Sox star Wade Boggs enters Cheers]
Wade Boggs : Hi, I'm Wade Boggs.
Norm : Yeah, pal, and I'm Babe Ruth.
Cliff : And I'm Dizzy Dean.
Woody : I'm Woody Boyd.
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[Rebecca is considering plastic surgery]
Woody : Miss Howe, I may be in the minority here, but I'm tired of all this plastic surgery talk. I think you're perfect just like you are.
Rebecca : Well, Woody; no one is perfect. Surely there must be something about me you think needs improving.
Woody : OK. Your breasts then.
Rebecca : Thank you, Woody.
Woody : No. Thank you.
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Woody : Sam, I found an apartment... It's got everything I ever wanted... a living room and a bedroom.
Sam : Isn't this in Chinatown?
Woody : I don't think so Sam.
Sam : Well yeah I think it is. Did there seem to be a lot of Chinese restaurants around?
Woody : Yeah, I guess so.
Cliff : Were there a lot of uh signs hanging hither and yonder in Chinese there?
Woody : Yeah, come to think of it.
Norm : Lots of Chinese people walking around in the street I suppose.
Woody : Yeah, but that could just be a coincidence you know. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll call my landlady. If anyone would know, Mrs. Chung would.
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Rebecca : Until I began eating clean, I never realized how a good a nice, dry ricecake could taste.
Woody : How can you eat those, Miss Howe, they don't have any flavor.
Rebecca : Oh, if I eat these I will live longer.
Woody : Well, I have a question. You know how you're always talking about how you hate your life? How come you wanna make it longer?
Rebecca : Shut up, Woody.