Herman's Head (1991–1994)
William Ragsdale: Herman Brooks
Quotes
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Herman Brooks : Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone.
Jay Nichols : Sure there are. Family reunions.
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Jay Nichols : Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her.
Herman Brooks : Yeah? Then what happens?
Jay Nichols : I take the money.
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Herman Brooks : Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus.
Jay Nichols : Did ya bag her?
Herman Brooks : Jay, I don't "bag" women.
Jay Nichols : I'm sorry. Did ya nail her?
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Model : Herman, are you gay?
Herman : Are you kidding? Look at how this apartment is decorated.