Groundhog Day (1993)
Robin Duke: Doris the Waitress
Quotes
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Rita : I'm sorry, what was that again?
Phil : I'm a god.
Rita : You're God?
Phil : I'm *a* god, I'm not *the* God... I don't think.
Rita : Because you survived a car wreck?
Doris the Waitress : You folks ready to order?
Phil : I didn't just survive a wreck. I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita : Oh, really?
Phil : Every morning, I wake up with out a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal!
Doris the Waitress : Special today is blueberry waffles...
Rita : Why are you telling me this?
Phil : Because I want you to believe in me.
Rita : You're not a god--you can take my word for it, this is twelve years of Catholic school talking!
Doris the Waitress : I can come back if you're not ready.
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Phil : [sitting outside the local bank] A gust of wind.
[a gust of wind blows]
Phil : A dog barks.
[a dog barks in the distance]
Phil : Cue the truck.
[an armored truck drives up]
Phil : Exit Herman. Walk out into the bank.
[Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank]
Phil : Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face.
[Felix gets out of truck and stands there]
Phil : All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey. That's better.
Doris the Waitress : Hey, Felix!
Phil : "Felix!" "How you doing, Doris?" "Can I have a roll of quarters?"
[Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car]
Phil : 10, 9, 8, car...
[a car drives in front of Phil]
Phil : ... 6, 5, quarters...
[roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground]
Phil : ... 3, 2...
[Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck]
Herman : Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?
Felix : I don't know.