Men in Black II (2002)
Rosario Dawson: Laura Vasquez
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Quotes
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Agent J : [Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place] Here's my communicator. You'll be safe here.
Worms : [Laura kisses Jay] Whooooh!
Agent J : Uh... just... watch out for Neeble.
Laura : Which one's Neeble?
Agent J : Um... err... which one o' y'all's Neeble?
Neeble : Yo, mama!
Agent J : Ah, there ya go. And... uh... don't fall asleep.
[Jay exits]
Worms : Twister!
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Agent J : [after Jay stopped the countdown launch that was to send Laura into space] What do you mean, just leave you? I never run out on a fight.
Laura : He took your gun. Cracked you on the head.
Agent J : And...
Laura : Slammed you across the room. Half the time you were on your back.
Agent J : That's how I fight.
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Laura : When we're kids, before we're taught how to think or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.
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Agent J : [Removes neuralizer from his pocket] I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to...
Laura : Kill me?
Agent J : No, just as little flash and everything goes back to the way it was.
Laura : After you flash me, if I see you again will I know it's you?
Agent J : I'll see you, but you won't see me.
Laura : Must be hard. Must be very lonely.
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Laura : An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.
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Ben : [sees an employee of the month award] Here it is. Ta-da.
Laura : Ben, I don't know what to say.
Ben : People look at that plank years from now, you know what they'll say?
Laura : Employee" is spelled wrong?
Ben : Eh, they charge by the letter. People say, "imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here.
Laura : Ben...
Ben : You deserve it. Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement.
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Laura : [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement] Hey, Bruno.
Serleena : Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.
Ben : Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.
Serleena : Where's the Light, Ben?
Ben : I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.
Laura : I want to report a robbery...
[shocked when the door was open]
Serleena : [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check] There. Noise.
Serleena : [when looks right] Kitchen!
Scrad : Oh!
Laura : [hides under the table]
Serleena : You idiots see anything?
Scrad : [looks at the door] Wind blew the door open.
Charlie : Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Agent J : I'm Agent Jay. Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw?
Laura : I saw a two-headed guy and a woman in leather.
Agent J : Caucasian?
Laura : Gray, with tentacles that were coming out of her hands and she used them to rip...
Agent J : This skin off of his body. Actually, it's not skin. It's a protoplasma polymer similar to the chemical makeup of the gum you find in baseball cards. What was the last thing you ate pryor to the incident?
Laura : Calzone.
Agent J : What time?
Laura : Lunch.
Agent J : Spinach?
Laura : Mushroom.
Agent J : Hm. You need pie.