Trailer Park Boys (2001–2018)
John Paul Tremblay: Julian
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Quotes
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Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Julian : Listen, Ricky, you're only at school for one reason, and that's to sell drugs.
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Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something.
Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off you little fuck!
Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Julian : [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : Bubbles took it everywhere with him. It was kinda like his confidant.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, fucked Bubbles' mind up.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was tryin' to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Conky : Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used, Patrick Swayze.
Julian : That's not funny, Bubbles.
Conky : [singing] Ohhh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House and fuckin' Dirty Dancing.
[Julian raises his gun and shoots Conky in the face]
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Julian : [Ricky is shoving a gun in Conky's face after he called him "Reveen"] Rick, you are pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet.
Ricky : Yes, I am.
Julian : Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : [pauses, seethes] I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
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[repeated line]
Julian : Think Ricky!
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Danny : [shouts] For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid ten fuckin' dollars! I want my fucking satellite signal! Jesus Christ!
Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.
Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.
Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.
Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.
[smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield]
Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.
Danny : [in the background] Ten fuckin' dollars a month!