Green Wing (2004–2007)
Lucinda Raikes: Karen Ball
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Quotes
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Karen Ball : [Harriet's crying over Lyndon] Have a Chocolate Cock, they're quite cheering.
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Kim Alabaster : He's not worth it, Karen.
Karen Ball : [crying over Martin chasing Carol] He is!
Kim Alabaster : He's not.
Karen Ball : Yes he is!
Kim Alabaster : He's got pink trousers on, Karen!
Karen Ball : I like them!
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Karen Ball : [online game] I don't want to be in Slytherin!
Naughty Rachel : You can't go back. The decision of the Sorting Hat is always final!
Karen Ball : [runs off crying]
Kim Alabaster : [starts after her]
Naughty Rachel : No! Careful! It might be a Slytherin trick...
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Kim Alabaster : Why are you hiding under your desk?
Karen Ball : I thought I saw a Clanger!
Kim Alabaster : [hides too]
Naughty Rachel : Poop-poop poop poop poop!
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Karen Ball : Damn my furry face!
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Naughty Rachel : Oooh, Karen, Dr Martin Dear isn't-he-queer is on his way!
Karen Ball : Oh my God! How do I look?
Naughty Rachel : ...Rough.
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Karen Ball : Joanna Breaks up. It's not a joke.
Dr. Alan Statham : Why?
Karen Ball : She said you'd ask. She's bored. She started going out with you because she was bored, and she's still bored. You're boring. Sorry.
Dr. Alan Statham : No, you don't have to be nice!