- Det. Ron Harris: Telephone number?
- Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
- Det. Ron Harris: Social Security number?
- Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
- Det. Ron Harris: Driver's License number?
- Caleb Webber: Ain't got one.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Amish belief prohibits any government affiliation, such as receiving Social Security numbers. It also prohibits the use of any technological device unless its in the bible right?
- [Caleb nods]
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: .
- Det. Ron Harris: You can't drive a car?
- Caleb Webber: No automobiles in the Bible, sir.
- Det. Ron Harris: Or go on an airplane?
- Caleb Webber: Not in the Bible.
- Det. Ron Harris: No movies? No television? No discos? What can you people do?
- Caleb Webber: Got 14 kids. That's in the Bible.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: [rubbing fingernails] Its a form of acupressure. Your fingernails are a vital pressure points. Rubbing them promotes hair growth, cures insomnia,and improves sexual potency.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Amish belief prohibits any government affiliation, such as receiving Social Security numbers. It also prohibits the use of any technological device unless its in the bible.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Amygdalotomy is a recent neurological technique. It's a more sophisticated version of a lobotomy. Electric current is introduced through holes in the skull to cauterize and destroy nerve cells in the limbic region of the brain This enables the surgeon to alter one or more aspects of behavior.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: The hotel he stays at, I found out it's a halfway house for mental patients.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Ah.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Sort of a Waldorf Hysteria.
- Arnold Ripner: What did you do to him?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Nothin'.
- Arnold Ripner: You must have beaten him senseless.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: He came that way.