Barney Miller (TV Series)
Vanished: Part 1 (1980)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : What you got?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Corned beef.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : ...You know, corned beef has a high ratio of salt, in relation to protein content.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : ...Oh, yeah?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Animal fat is probably the leading contributor to heart disease. The number one killer in America, heart disease.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : ...So?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : You gonna eat that other half?
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That was a call from a bar over on Wall Street... got some hooker trying to solicit a law firm
Capt. Barney Miller : Alright, check it out
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Laura Kiergo : Of course, I have to find out about their genetic background. I have to make sure there is not history of insanity or disease
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That must really get'em in the mood
Laura Kiergo : My child is entitled to the best father that I can find
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I need your address?
Laura Kiergo : 734 West 23rd street
Laura Kiergo : I'm not just looking for someone whose genetically acceptable. I'm also looking for someone with a degree of compassion, sensitivity, and perceptiveness. I think those things are passed along too.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, but it seems to me that going up to a bunch of guys is not a good way of finding someone like that.
Laura Kiergo : Your very perceptive
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I just got lucky.