Barney Miller (TV Series)
Vanished: Part 1 (1980)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Inspector Frank Luger : Inspector Luger is back ,and the 12th precinct's got him. Aha Whose the buddy can you spare a dimer
Det. Ron Harris : Inspector Luger, What a pleasant surprise
Inspector Frank Luger : Same to you, Har?
Inspector Frank Luger : Hey, I read your book
Det. Ron Harris : Oh ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah,I see the where old inspector popped up in there a couple of times, yeah
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, Right...
Inspector Frank Luger : You know though Har, it seems to me I come off a couple of time as being a little weirdo.A bit of an oddball.
Det. Ron Harris : Editorial License
Inspector Frank Luger : Aha... Whose the buddy can you spare a dimer.
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Miller..."Occupation on the Floss" - it's miller. "Mill on the Floss" was a George Eliot novel... Setting was a mill, so the occupation...
Det. Ron Harris : Uh, yeah, yeah - I got it, Dietrich.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : ...Do you need any help with "blank google"?
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Det. Ron Harris : Mr Brewer said that some of his colleagues have been dropping out of sight and he suspects there maybe some foul play
Ray Brewer : It was a nice neighborhood before the discos moved in
Det. Ron Harris : I'm gonna go check it out.
Capt. Barney Miller : We'll do the what we can, Mr. Brewer
Ray Brewer : I'm seriously considering moving to the suburbs
Capt. Barney Miller : Then you got the commute, you know, the yard, the raking of the leaves
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Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Listen, I'm really sorry about this.
Laura Kiergo : Oh look, it's not your fault. I mean, If I broke the law, your going to have to arrest me
Det. Ron Harris : What's that about?
Capt. Barney Miller : You tell me.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Cap, this is Miss Laura Kirgo... Solicitation, Trespassing, Disorderly Conduct... Don't go by that.
Det. Ron Harris : Huh?
Capt. Barney Miller : See, she sort of caused a riot in the bar. According to the bartender, she would come on to a guy, get him all interested, and then drop him and go on to another guy.
Laura Kiergo : See, no one was right... My standards... they're exceptionally high.
Det. Ron Harris : Very commendable!
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : She wasn't really soliciting, I mean for money.
Laura Kiergo : I was just looking for a suitable volunteer.
Det. Ron Harris : For what?
Laura Kiergo : Father my child?
Det. Ron Harris : I see...
Capt. Barney Miller : You do.
Laura Kiergo : I want to have a baby. It's just I am not particularly interested in having a husband.
Det. Ron Harris : Doesn't that come with the territory?
Det. Ron Harris : Who's pressing charges?
Capt. Barney Miller : The owner. He's the only one she didn't ask.
Laura Kiergo : I mean, I am not asking for a lifetime commitment. All I want is just a few hours with a healthy reasonably intelligent man.
Ray Brewer : I'm Ray.
Det. Ron Harris : Wojo, you want to take care of Miss Kirgo ?
Capt. Barney Miller : I'll book her.
Det. Ron Harris : That's what I had in mind, yes.
Capt. Barney Miller : Have a seat.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : You know, actually, more and more women are opting for single motherhood - whether through artificial insemination or Miss Kirgo's method. It satisfies the maternal instinct, and also allows them to maintain an individual lifestyle.
Det. Ron Harris : You want to know what I think? I think the family unit is falling apart fast enough without behavior like that to give it a shove!
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : I guess that eliminates you.