- Dr. John Becker: You can run your stupid little race.
- Dana McCall: What do you have against the marathon?
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, it gets my hopes up; at first it looks like 20,000 idiots are leaving the city, but then they make a big loop and come right back.
- Linda: I'm in love with Steve's father! His name's Steve, too.
- Margaret Wyborn: [Sarcastically] Well, that's convenient! Then, if you say the wrong name in bed, you're still right.
- Linda: I know, I already thought of that!
- Dr. John Becker: Look, I love me job; I get to help a lot of people. Sometimes I can't...
- Dana McCall: And then you watch basketball...
- Dr. John Becker: Or football, or baseball, or soccer, or hockey... Once I watched two guys in a row oat, fishing. They caught a bass. I cried.