The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Diana Ross (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : [running on-stage]  Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!

  [the crowd boos loudly; running off-stage] 

  Fozzie Bear : Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!

  Statler : [Waldorf holds up a score card that says "1"]  You gave him a 1?

  Waldorf : He's never been better.

• Gonzo : I've got the ultimate act! But, I'm going to need a typewriter for it.

  Kermit the Frog : Gonzo, we don't have a typewriter.

  Gonzo : Then I'll use a cow!

• Kermit the Frog : Gonzo! Are you okay?

  Gonzo : Oh, sure. Just a couple of tomato burns and cabbage cuts.

• Kermit the Frog : Well, what is this act of yours?

  Gonzo : I can sum it up in one word: indescribable!