- Fozzie Bear: [running on-stage] Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!
- [the crowd boos loudly; running off-stage]
- Fozzie Bear: Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!
- Statler: [Waldorf holds up a score card that says "1"] You gave him a 1?
- Waldorf: He's never been better.
- Gonzo: I've got the ultimate act! But, I'm going to need a typewriter for it.
- Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, we don't have a typewriter.
- Gonzo: Then I'll use a cow!
- Kermit the Frog: Gonzo! Are you okay?
- Gonzo: Oh, sure. Just a couple of tomato burns and cabbage cuts.