The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Paul Simon (1980)
Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Beauregard
Quotes
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Gonzo : As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
Rowlf the Dog : With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.
Janice : To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
Gonzo : So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
Miss Piggy : What would you come back as next time?
Gonzo : How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
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Kermit the Frog : Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?
Gonzo : What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?
Kermit the Frog : Sure, why not?
Gonzo : I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!
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Gonzo : Oh no! You can't do this to me! Camilla, this is treason!
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Gonzo : [singing] For you, I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put a spider in my shoe, for you. That was the first verse. Would you like to hear the other 28?