Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
- Episode aired Jan 28, 1972
- TV-PG
- 30m
Lamont is excited about his upcoming wedding, but on the big day he quickly finds himself the only one who is. The bride dumps him at the altar, and his relatives beg to get back their weddi... Read allLamont is excited about his upcoming wedding, but on the big day he quickly finds himself the only one who is. The bride dumps him at the altar, and his relatives beg to get back their wedding gifts.Lamont is excited about his upcoming wedding, but on the big day he quickly finds himself the only one who is. The bride dumps him at the altar, and his relatives beg to get back their wedding gifts.
- Wedding Guest
- (uncredited)
- Wedding Guest
- (uncredited)
- Paul
- (uncredited)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaFred recalls a fight between Joe Louis and Max Schmeling. This fight occurred on June 22, 1938 at Yankee Stadium. Louis knocked Schmeling out in the first round.
- GoofsLamont, after Fred tells Hazel she never looked sweeter, is laughing hard right alongside Fred, but then when they cut back inside the house, he is clearly as forlorn as he had been since Crystal left him at the altar. This clearly shows he broke character to laugh at Fred's joke after he said it.
- Quotes
Lamont Sanford: [All the guests are staking claim to their wedding gift in order to return them while he stands there watching incredulous] Say what are you people doing? Will you stop it?
[Whistles loudly to get their attention]
Lamont Sanford: Will you just stop it?
Fred G. Sanford: You tell 'em, son!
Lamont Sanford: [Still addressing everyone else] What is the matter with you? I don't believe you! I just got the shock of my life less than an hour ago, and what are you all doing? You're standing around here worrying about your dumb wedding presents! Well I don't wanna see you, or your presents, in my house for another second!
[Slaps the table on the second syllable of "another" for emphasis. Everyone, shocked at this, puts all their gifts back and leaves at once. Lamont then, using the tablecloth to hold all of them, carries the gifts to the door]
Lamont Sanford: That's right. I'll tell you what you can do. You can go figure out who belongs to what out in the yard!
[Throws the gifts out the door behind them]
Fred G. Sanford: [Joining in on the fun, Fred does the same thing to the food on a different table and carries it to the door] And don't say we didn't feed you!
[Tosses the food out at them, then turns and grabs the wedding cake]
Fred G. Sanford: And here's some dessert!
[Tosses the cake out. We then cut to a shot of Aunt Hazel, who got hit in the face with the cake. She takes off her glasses and glares at Fred and Lamont, who are both grinning]
Fred G. Sanford: Hazel, you never looked sweeter.
[Hazel gives him a "look", while both Fred and Lamont laugh and go back in]
- ConnectionsReferenced in Sanford and Son: The Engagement (1973)
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- Dec 12, 2016