- [Burt has just received the election recount results]
- Burt: Prentiss got caught stuffing the ballot boxes, so I won, I am the sheriff.
- [everyone congratulates Burt]
- Danny: How 'bout that? Sheriff. And I get to be deputy, right Burt? Me, deputy, me. Please?
- Bob: I'm gonna be the deputy.
- Danny: You are not.
- Bob: Am too.
- [Danny and Bob argue before Mary breaks it up]
- Mary: Burt, what's the matter?
- Burt: Well, it's Prentiss, he won't give up the office. Yeah, he's holed up in the armory with enough weapons to quality as a third world nation. He says he will not be taken alive and my first assignment is to take him.
- Danny: Let's go get him.
- Burt: Danny, this Prentiss, he won gold medals for marksmanship and he is now in a fortified stone building.
- Bob: On second thought, I don't want to be deputy.