Soap (TV Series)
Episode #3.21 (1980)
Billy Crystal: Jodie Dallas
Quotes
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[at Jodie and Carol's custody hearing, the two attorneys have just met]
Mallou : This is big, ask me why.
Jodie : Why?
Mallou : High noon, kid. Showdown at Bear Creek. Together for the first time. Big! This guy's never been beaten. Gosh, I wish they had some cameras in here.
Jodie : Can you beat him?
Mallou : What? Of course I can. If anyone can, I can. But he's good. He once defended a woman who wanted custody of her child, he made her look like Joan of Arc.
Jodie : But you said the mother usually wins anyway, right?
Mallou : Not if she's on death row at the time.
Jodie : Why was she there?
Mallou : Cannibalism. But don't worry, I'll beat him. We'll make the OK Corral look like a pillow fight!
Jodie : If you're done with your Gary Cooper movie, try to remember that my daughter is the issue here and not your career.
Mallou : If I lose, you lose kid. Don't forget that.