Soap (TV Series)
Episode #3.7 (1979)
Katherine Helmond: Jessica Tate
Quotes
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Danny : Aunt Jessie?
Jessica : Yes, what?
Danny : Do you think our family's crazy?
The Major : Hit the dirt everybody!
[grabs a pineapple from a bowl of fruit]
The Major : It's a grenade!
[throws it through the window and dives to the floor]
Chester : Major, look what you've done.
[explosion!]
Dutch : [looks out the window] The gas main they were working on down the street; it blew up.
Jessica : Thank goodness, I thought it was the pineapple. Danny, what was your question?
Danny : Never mind.