Soap (TV Series)

Episode #3.7 (1979)

Donnelly Rhodes: Dutch Leitner

Quotes 

• Danny : Aunt Jessie?

  Jessica : Yes, what?

  Danny : Do you think our family's crazy?

  The Major : Hit the dirt everybody!

  [grabs a pineapple from a bowl of fruit] 

  The Major : It's a grenade!

  [throws it through the window and dives to the floor] 

  Chester : Major, look what you've done.

  [explosion!] 

  Dutch : [looks out the window]  The gas main they were working on down the street; it blew up.

  Jessica : Thank goodness, I thought it was the pineapple. Danny, what was your question?

  Danny : Never mind.