- [Chester is meeting Mary at a restaurant]
- Chester: I got here as quickly as I could. Is something wrong? How's Danny?
- Mary: He needs a kidney.
- Chester: Kidney? You're kidding.
- Mary: Chester, would I kid about a kidney? They won't take one of mine.
- Chester: Why?
- Mary: They're not good enough.
- Chester: Ohh... how about Jodie?
- Mary: No.
- Chester: You could run an ad.
- Mary: He needs the kidney of a blood relative.
- Chester: Well, if you're out and Jodie's out, what are you going to do?
- Mary: He needs your kidney, Chester.
- Chester: [chuckles] Well, Mary, I'd be delighted to. I'd give him one is a shot, but I'm hardly a blood relative.
- Mary: Yes, you are.
- Chester: No, Mary. I'm his uncle.
- Mary: No, you're not. You're his father.
- [Chester is shocked]
- Mary: Yeah, Chester. Before you married Jessica, remember?
- Chester: Are you kidding?
- Mary: No.
- Chester: Mary... that was one time.
- Mary: No, Chester, it was two weeks. Every night.
- Chester: Two weeks, every night?
- [smiles]
- Chester: Boy, those were the days. I wish I could do half that now, even a quarter.