Colin Mochrie: [in "Weird Newscasters"] Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Woodrow But Don't Have a Paddle.
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Colin Mochrie: Our top story tonight: Bars across America were saddened today by the death of Dr. Joseph Lowenstein. The famous doctor who, as a sideline, would make exotic drinks from woodsap, died suddenly today. This is one patron who's really gonna miss that hickory daiquiri doc.