The Young Ones (TV Series)
Bambi (1984)
Hugh Laurie: Lord Monty
Quotes
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Bambi : He represented the modal cathartic slipwit of the...
[buzzer]
Bambi : Footlights, Monty.
Lord Monty : Wasn't it... Monk D'Wally de Honk?
Bambi : Can you give me any more?
Lord Monty : Certainly. Will £50 do?
Bambi : Absolutely. Spot on.
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Bambi : Who is the richest man in the world?
Lord Monty : It's me, isn't it?
Bambi : No, I'm afraid your father's multinational company crashed this morning.
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Lord Monty , Lord Snot , Miss Money-Sterling , Kendal Mintcake : Rah! Rah! Rah! We're going to smash the oiks!
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[in a Rolls-Royce]
Lord Monty : You know, it's a rotten shame. I went to see the careers officer in Big College yesterday and he said that all he'd got left was Chairman of British Rail. Well, I wanted to be Director-General of the BBC.
Lord Snot : Yes, it's rotten. They gave it to Scapper just because he directed our world tour of Hamlet and wrote our hilarious revue "What Ho, Darkie". Honestly, chairman of a nationalised industry. I'd rather be a cabinet minister!
Kendal Mintcake : Well, I'm all right because my daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers Party for my birthday!
Miss Money-Sterling : At least we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University Challenge!
Lord Snot : We've just got time before my balls drop!