The Young Ones (TV Series)
Summer Holiday (1984)
Nigel Planer: Neil
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Quotes
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Neil : It was horrible. I sat in the big hall and put my pocket of Polos on the desk. And my spare pencil and my support gonk. And my chewing gum and my extra pen. And my extra Polos and my lucky gonk. And my pencil sharpener shaped like a cream cracker. And more gonks with a packet of Polos in each. And lead for my retractable pencil. And my retractable pencil. And spare lead for my retractable pencil. And chewing gum and pencils and pens and more gonks, and the guy says "Stop writing, please".
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Mike : Neil, it's very rare that you interest me but today you have. Why do you keep coming down here with a cake and saying surprise?
Neil : It's my birthday.
Mike : Now you knew that anyway and we don't care, so where's the surprise?
Neil : Well, I baked a cake.
Mike : A cake. Can a cake dance? Can a cake get you drunk? Will a cake let you put your hand up it's jumper?