Soap (TV Series)

Episode #3.1 (1979)

Richard Mulligan: Burt Campbell

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Quotes 

• [Burt has been abducted by aliens and bound in an examination room] 

  Burt : Stay calm. Stay calm. Just think... stay calm here. I'll just analyze the situation. One of three things is going on here. Either I'm dreaming I'm on a spaceship, or... I'm on a spaceship, or I'm crazy.

  [laughs] 

  Burt : I'm dreaming!

  [laughs] 

  Burt : I'm in a dream. This is what happens when you eat pizza in bed.

  [laughs] 

  Burt : It's time to wake up, though. Wake up, Burt!

  [Aliens enter the room, talking amongst themselves] 

  Burt : Burt. Burt! Hey, Burt! Wake up, Burt! Burt! Come on, rise and shine, Burt!

  [Burt looks over at the aliens nervously] 

  Burt : Crazy's looking good here.