Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Episode aired Mar 29, 2009
- TV-14
- 22m
Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.Meg who is ill with the mumps, becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) to Quahog.
- Peter Griffin
- (voice)
- …
- Lois Griffin
- (voice)
- Chris Griffin
- (voice)
- Meg Griffin
- (voice)
- Cleveland Brown
- (voice)
- …
- Diane Simmons
- (voice)
- Zima Bottle
- (voice)
- (as Johnny Brennan)
- Calvin
- (voice)
- LeVar Burton
- (voice)
- Employee
- (voice)
- Kirk Cameron
- (voice)
- Denise Crosby
- (voice)
- Michael Dorn
- (voice)
- Trekkie #1
- (voice)
- (as David Goodman)
- Trekkie #2
- (voice)
- …
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThis is the first time the Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987) cast has worked together since Star Trek: Nemesis (2002).
- GoofsWhen Meg comes down to breakfast after her illness, she wears pajamas. After cutting to a commercial then back to the family eating breakfast, she is wearing her regular clothes.
- Quotes
Stewie Griffin: This was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhausting. You people have ruined "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
Patrick Stewart: I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.
Stewie Griffin: There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!
Patrick Stewart: Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, yeah? You gonna share that?
LeVar Burton: Yeah, we were gonna share it.
Stewie Griffin: Really? How's that going to work?
Patrick Stewart: Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
Stewie Griffin: For a pencil topper?
Michael Dorn: I have to pee again.
Stewie Griffin: That's it. Good-bye.
[teleports them away]
Stewie Griffin: [Brent's drink doesn't teleport and stains the floor] Fuck!
- Alternate versionsThe Adult Swim version replaces the William Shatner joke at the beginning with a new brief shot of people on the convention floor.
- ConnectionsFeatured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Worst Family Guy Episodes (2018)
I guarantee that a huge portion of the Family Guy audience is Christian, and I am sure that this episode just succeeded in alienating most of those viewers. However, this episode is not just an attack on Christianity. Because it asserts that ANYONE who believes in a God is an idiot, Macfarlane just ostracized every Jew, Muslim, Hindu, and other agnostic who watches his show. Stupid move on his, and Fox's part. Who's left to watch? Just a handful of fellow atheists. By all means, tell me I suck or should just go to hell for being "too stupid and narrow-minded" for this comment, but I can't be the only person turned off of Family Guy because of this episode, religious or not.
If you're gonna hit a certain belief system or lifestyle hard, why not goad everyone equally? Why the hell can this episode air when "Wish Upon a Weinstein", which poked fun at the Jewish culture, was never allowed to be broadcast with the rest of its original season? And, according to the DVD commentary, that episode was written by Jewish staff AND approved by local rabbis. Notice how the most offensive "jokes" are always aimed at Christianity/conservatives/Republicans/any non-liberal, non-Democrat and not Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, etc? Yet if Christians/conservatives/etc. protest, they are considered "close-minded", "racist", and "stupid" for protesting. Why is this strange reverse discrimination allowed?
I do think that most of Family Guy's Christianity/Jewish/Muslim/religious jokes are funny and usually have valid points. Not this travesty. It was just a direct attack, and the weak "jokes" that attempt to cover this fact up do nothing to suggest that this episode is just a silly social commentary.
Seth Macfarlane, quit using your show to beat others over the head with your personal beliefs! You obviously ridicule others for doing just that; it's hypocritical! Go back to clever social commentary. I miss my awesome Family Guy!
- apd257
- Jul 6, 2009