The children of the world's greatest secret agents unwittingly help a powerful game developer unleash a computer virus that gives him control of all technology, leading them to become spies ... Read allThe children of the world's greatest secret agents unwittingly help a powerful game developer unleash a computer virus that gives him control of all technology, leading them to become spies themselves to save their parents and the world.The children of the world's greatest secret agents unwittingly help a powerful game developer unleash a computer virus that gives him control of all technology, leading them to become spies themselves to save their parents and the world.
- Cranky OSS Agent
- (as Nicholas Ortiz)
- OSS Agent
- (uncredited)
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Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThis film is a reboot to the original Spy Kids franchise and fifth installment in the series.
- GoofsThe orientation of Patty's torn squeaky map on the floor changes in the cut where the kids come out of the room into the hallway after the father re-enters his office.
- Quotes
[first lines]
Booming Voice: [tense music] Armageddon will launch in one minute...
Patty Tango-Torrez: Tony, how are we going to do this in time?
Tony Tango-Torrez: We need to get across this gap.
Patty Tango-Torrez: But we'll be spotted by the guards We're not gonna make it.
Tony Tango-Torrez: Will you jut trust me...
Patty Tango-Torrez: Honestly, no. I can't trust you.
- SoundtracksMega Race
Written by Robert Rodriguez
From the beginning, it's evident that Rodriguez has abandoned the heart and soul of the Spy Kids series. The once-charming child spies, Juni and Carmen Cortez, are reduced to mere caricatures of their former selves. Their witty dialogues and endearing sibling dynamics are replaced by cringe-worthy one-liners and forced chemistry, making it painful for fans of the original films to watch.
The plot, if it can even be called that, is a convoluted mess. The storyline jumps erratically from one poorly executed action sequence to another, leaving the audience bewildered and disconnected. The introduction of new gadgets and gizmos feels forced and uninspired, lacking the innovation.
Rodriguez's direction further exacerbates the film's problems. The action scenes, which should have been the movie's saving grace, are plagued by shoddy choreography and sloppy editing. The once-impressive visual effects are now laughably outdated, making it seem like a desperate attempt to cash in on nostalgia without putting in the effort to update the film for modern audiences.
Moreover, the performances from the cast are uninspired at best. It's almost painful to watch talented actors sleepwalk through their roles, delivering lines with a lack of conviction that further emphasizes the overall lack of effort put into this project.
In conclusion, "Spy Kids: Armageddon" is a prime example of how not to revive a beloved franchise. Roberto Rodriguez's direction, paired with a lackluster script and uninspired performances, results in a film that is not only forgettable but also deeply disappointing for fans who were hoping for a worthy successor to the original Spy Kids movies. Instead of breathing new life into the series, Rodriguez has managed to bury it even deeper, leaving audiences to wonder why this ill-conceived reboot was ever made in the first place.
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- Oct 4, 2023
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- Also known as
- Điệp Viên Nhí 5: Ngày Tận Thế
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- Runtime1 hour 37 minutes
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- Aspect ratio
- 1.90:1