Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [opening lines]
[the Perfs are in the school cafeteria, practicing their dance routine and song for the talent show]
Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [singing in unison] Hey now/Hey now/ Everybody wanna be popular/Hey now/Hey now/everybody wanna be hot you know/La la la/Hey now/hey now/everybody wanna be popular/la la la/Hey now/hey now/hey now/ everybody wanna be hot you know
Kacey Simon: [singing] Here's number -
[hearing loud crunching in the background and it cuts her off mid-song]
Kacey Simon: Cut! Cut! Cut!
[walking over to Andy's table]
Kacey Simon: Excuse me, why are you chomping on a carrot while we're trying to perform here?
Andy Bartlet: [to Kacey, with his mouth full] Cause it's lunchtime, and this is the lunch my mommy made me.
Kacey Simon: [smirking at Andy] When the most popular group in school is rehearsing, you should have the decency to sit there and eat in silence!
[putting her hand out, stopping a student and grabs his yogurt]
Andy Bartlet: Sorry, Kacey.
Kacey Simon: [Kacey slams the yogurt on Andy's table] Try yogurt.
[whispers]
Kacey Simon: It's a quiet food.
[Kacey smirks then walks back to the Perfs]
Molly Garfunkel: [watching Andy and the students eating] I think people that each lunch, *during* lunch are ridic!
Grace King: [agreeing with Molly] *Totes* ridic!
Kacey Simon: [to Molly and Grace] Let's focus!
[the Perfs walk back to their table]
Kacey Simon: If we're going to win the talent show next week, our dance moves are going to have to be sharp. We'll need to be
[singsong]
Kacey Simon: perfect!
Molly Garfunkel: Well, of *course* we're going to be perfect! *We're* The Perfs!
Kacey Simon: [agreeing with Molly] That's true. We're The Perfs because we have...
Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [the Perfs put their fists in together]
[in unison]
Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: Perf Power!
[Molly poses with her hand under her neck, Kacey poses with her hands above her head and Grace poses with both arms crossed in the form of an "X"]