Victor/Victoria (1982)
Michael Robbins: Manager of Victoria's Hotel
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Quotes
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[the manager is pressing a starving Victoria for her rent]
Manager of Victoria's hotel : You promised to pay me on Tuesday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday...
Victoria : [pointing at his bib] What's that?
Manager of Victoria's hotel : What?
[Victoria runs a finger over a food stain and tastes it]
Victoria : Spaghetti?
Manager of Victoria's hotel : Uh, yes, with meatballs.
Victoria : I'll sleep with you for a meatball.
Manager of Victoria's hotel : [taken aback] You would?
Victoria : Oh, missed your chance.
[faints]
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Victoria : Oh, what happened?
Manager of Victoria's hotel : You made a certain offer to me which I could not refuse, and then you pretended to faint.
Victoria : Don't be ridiculous, I never *pretend* to faint...
[the manager begins half carrying Victoria to her bed]
Victoria : What are you doing?
Manager of Victoria's hotel : I am, uh, helping you to stand up!
Victoria : That's funny, I thought I *was* standing up!
Manager of Victoria's hotel : Maybe you'd like to lie down!
Victoria : You're confusing me!