Last Vegas (2013)
Jerry Ferrara: Dean
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Quotes
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[Dean has been led to believe the Flatbush Four are mafioso]
Dean : I'm very sorry, sir.
Paddy : Shut up, Dickhead! You think we give a shit about your sorries! Don't you know you're messing with Billy Bones, Archie Aces, Sammy the... the...
Sam : the Accountant!
Paddy : Yeah.
Sam : Sammy the Stove! They call me that because I *cook the books*!
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Dean : Please, sirs. How can I make it up to you?
Paddy : Alright! Just get us some ice waters. Maybe later we'll find you other stuff to do.
Sam : Yeah, maybe later Knuckles here will let you wash his balls!
Sam : [beat] Oooh. Sorry. That sounded weird, didn't it?
Dean : Four Ice Waters?
Paddy : [Paddy glares] GO!
Dean : Right away, sir.
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Archie Clayton : Put that stuff down. Go have some fun, you've earned it.
Dean : Really?
Archie Clayton : Really!
Dean : Aces, thank you so much! I appreciate it.
Archie Clayton : Oh, before you go out there...
Archie Clayton : Ask the girl to dance, don't tell her. Ok?
Archie Clayton : Tell her how beautiful she is, not how sexy she is.
Archie Clayton : Tell her that from the time she walked in here you have not been able to take your eyes off of her.
Dean : That's kinda true.
Archie Clayton : Ok, now go for it!
[Dean goes up to the beautiful lady to ask her to dance and she says Yes. Then Dean looks back at Archie and gives him a look as if he was saying, "Your advice worked! Thanks!"]
Archie Clayton : I'll be damned!
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Dean : Hey, pal, if I want your opinion, I'll just beat it out of you, all right?