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Captain Jack Sparrow : Who are you?
Henry : My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.
[pause]
Captain Jack Sparrow : Does mummy ever ask about me?
Henry : No.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?
Henry : She never spoke of you.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...
Henry : Yes! Yes, it's her.
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Henry : [from trailer] I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow : You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.
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Carina Smyth : I'm not looking for trouble!
Captain Jack Sparrow : What a horrible way to live.
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Carina Smyth : My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
Captain Jack Sparrow : No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
Carina Smyth : No, I'm a horologist.
Scrum : So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.
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[Henry meets Jack for the first time]
Henry : Do you even have a ship, a crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow : A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.
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Henry : That's it! I'm going with her!
Captain Jack Sparrow : You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers?
Henry : Yes!
Captain Jack Sparrow : You men are all alike!
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Henry : [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.
Captain Jack Sparrow : [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.
Henry : I don't have a sword.
Captain Jack Sparrow : What kind of soldier has no weapon?
Henry : I'm currently wanted for treason.
Captain Jack Sparrow : So not the very good kind then?
Henry : I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow : [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.
Henry : [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?
Captain Jack Sparrow : A great pirate does not require such intricacies.
Henry : Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?
Captain Jack Sparrow : The real question is, who are you?
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Captain Jack Sparrow : Pirate's life.
[raises glass of rum]
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Carina Smyth : Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I'm going to swim for it!
Captain Jack Sparrow : How dare you do exactly what I'd do if I were you?
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[Jack is to be executed]
Captain Jack Sparrow : Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! How bad can it be? It's French.
[sees what the guillotine actually is]
Captain Jack Sparrow : Oh, that bad. I've changed me mind!
[is frog marched up to the guillotine platform]
Captain Jack Sparrow : You mean I have to walk up stairs as well for this?
[is strapped to a body board]
Captain Jack Sparrow : Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!
[gets put in the guillotine]
Captain Jack Sparrow : I'm not normally one to complain, but this basket is full of heads!
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Captain Jack Sparrow : Aah! Monkey!
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Gibbs : Face it, Jack. Bad luck dogs you day and night.
Captain Jack Sparrow : That is a blatant fabrication!
[Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder]
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Uncle Jack : If they disembowel you, ask for Victor, he's got the softest hands.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Thank you!
Uncle Jack : Mention my name, and they won't cut your feet off.
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Uncle Jack : Have I ever told you about the one with the skeleton?
Captain Jack Sparrow : Yes, you have, many times...
Uncle Jack : A skeleton goes into a bar, and orders a beer and a mop!
Captain Jack Sparrow : ...Funny as ever.
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Captain Jack Sparrow : [realizing that Carina is Barbossa's daughter] Smyth? Smyth is quite an unusual name. Did we not once know some one called Smyth?
Captain Hector Barbossa : Shut your trap!
Captain Jack Sparrow : What was her name? It's on the tip of me tongue.
Captain Hector Barbossa : [Unsheathing his sword] Do you want to lose that tongue?
Captain Jack Sparrow : Margaret Smyth! Should we make an accord then? Or should I tell you-know-who what we both know to be true?
Captain Hector Barbossa : We both take this secret to our graves!
Captain Jack Sparrow : Oh! You mean it's true? I was bluffing.
Captain Hector Barbossa : I'm not!
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Captain Hector Barbossa : Tell me what you want.
Captain Jack Sparrow : I want my compass... 216 barrels of rum, and the monkey.
Captain Hector Barbossa : You want Jack?
Captain Jack Sparrow : Dinner. I want to eat him. I want to eat that monkey!
Captain Hector Barbossa : [gags Sparrow] No deal, Jack. A clever young woman such as that would never believe that a swine like me could ever be her blood.
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Carina Smyth : Give me my diary
Captain Jack Sparrow : Give me The Map That No Man Can Read
Carina Smyth : If you could read it then it wouldn't be called 'The Map That No Man Can Read'
Captain Jack Sparrow : Most of the men on this ship can't read, which makes all maps 'The Maps That No Man Can Read'
Carina Smyth : If you can't read it then you have no use for it, or me
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Carina Smyth : My calculations are precise and true. I'm not only an astronomer, I'm also a horologist.
Captain Jack Sparrow : No shame in that dear. We all have to earn a living, eh?
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Henry : [about shotgun wedding] Wait. Surely... this is not legal.
Captain Jack Sparrow : This is not legal.
Carina Smyth : He's right. Does any man here object to these nuptials?
Captain Jack Sparrow : I do.
Priest : Congratulations, you may kiss the bride!
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Captain Jack Sparrow : I once knew a Spaniard named... something in Spanish.
Henry : El Matador del Mar. 'The Butcher of the Sea'.
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Captain Jack Sparrow : [In prison] Uncle Jack?
Uncle Jack : Jackie, boy! How's it goin'?
Captain Jack Sparrow : [Being held by two guards] Can't complain, really. You?
Uncle Jack : I've been waiting in here all morning for a beating, but the service is terrible.
Captain Jack Sparrow : Shameful.
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[last lines]
Gibbs : [consulting a map] What be our heading captain?
Captain Jack Sparrow : We should follow the stars, Master Gibbs.
Gibbs : Aye, AYE, Captain!
[throws the map away]
Captain Jack Sparrow : I have a rendezvous beyond my beloved horizon...