- [Marcus confronts an alligator]
- Marcus Burnett: Begone, gator. I rebuke you!
- [the alligator backs away]
- Marcus Burnett: See, Mike, that's how you command the universe.
- [the alligator attacks Marcus]
- Marcus Burnett: That motherfucker racist, Mike! That motherfucker racist!
- Mike Lowrey: Windshield wiper fluid is inflammable!
- Marcus Burnett: I ain't no damn scientist!
- [the car is on fire and crashes]
- [in a flaming van]
- Marcus Burnett: Everybody relax, the fire's on the outside... now it's on the inside!
- [shootout in a candy store]
- Mike Lowrey: You got hit?
- Marcus Burnett: No, black jelly bean! Nobody likes that shit!