Master of Horror (Bottom 101)
The Master of Horror reveals his list of the worst of the worst:
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- DirectorMichael MfumeStarsMichael MfumeSandra PulleyJoe ClairA weekend retreat at a remote cabin in the woods for a group of childhood pals turns into a terrifying fight for survival, as a former friend whose family was killed years earlier comes along looking for revenge.After being shelved for TEN YEARS this movie was finally released to an unsuspecting audience. I could go into details about why this is probably the worst horror movie ever made, but that would require me dedicating more time out of my life to this film, and I already don't know how on judgement day I plan to account for the first 90.
- DirectorMark Steven BoskoWayne Alan HaroldStarsMimsel DendakToby RadloffTony ZanoniA nerd is harassed by punks, and is the object of ridicule at work. Enamoured by a co-worker, he buys a tape series on how to be cool, summons up his nerve, and goes to the co-worker's house, only to find her in the clutches of another co-worker. Dejected, he goes out on the town and parties with some babes, but when their friends, who turn out to be the same punks that harassed him earlier, trash him again something snaps, and the irritants in his life begin experiencing an attrition problem.Society spend billions every year punishing people by throwing them in prison, assigning them to community service, executing them...and yet the answer is right here in front them: just make them sit through this movie, there truly is nothing more painful.
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http://www.facebook.com/#!/notes/markus-raj-gericke/bad-movie-sunday-presents-killer-nerd/10150123717965891 ” - rolandjordaan2 - DirectorBrad SykesStarsGreg BrownGarrett ClancyMichael CoenTara Woodley is a reporter looking to do a story on the famous ghosts of an old desert town. she can't seem to find the place until she picks up a strange hitchhiker, who tells her he knows the way. they proceed on a journey involving a variety of characters, including an Army Sargeant whose vicious cruelty kills on a young recruit and three hapless campers who stumble into an old cursed cemetery!Truly anyone can make a movie...and if you can't, do it anyway: Zombie Chronicles in a nutshell.
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http://www.facebook.com/#!/notes/mediatwo-bolandweddings/bad-movie-sunday-4-presents-zombie-chronicles/123528164361930 ” - rolandjordaan2 - DirectorTor RamseyStarsTom SaviniMarty SchiffDamien LuvaraIn a small Pennsylvanian town, Matthew has just taken over an old farm property in order to start his new car dealership. Unknown to him the farm is located on the site of a graveyard, which the local townsfolk claim should be left alone.The only way this movie could have been any worse...I can't actually think of a way to end that sentence.
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https://www.facebook.com/search.php?q=karen%20zoid&init=quick&tas=0.1363877509919471&ref=ts&type=pages#!/notes/mediatwo-bolandweddings/bad-movie-sunday-3-presents-children-of-the-living-dead/121724267875653 ” - rolandjordaan2 - DirectorJim WynorskiStarsPeter LiapisBarbara Alyn WoodsStacie RandallA retired occultist turned police officer must battle a former lover as she attempts to summon forth demonic forces after escaping an asylum.
- DirectorBrad SykesStarsJennifer RitchkoffMichael TaylorTim YoungOut and about on a camping trip in the woods without a care in the world, four campers found themselves in an unknown world. With the death of their guide and at the mercy of a cold blooded killer, the trip of fun in the sun soon took a wrong turn. With friends slowly disappearing, so does the chance of getting out alive.I actually feel bad that this movie made the list, afterall by doing so I am openly acknowledging it as a movie, and that's kind of like spitting in your grandma's face. FYI the movie was followed by two sequels, which I'm guessing brought the trilogy's budget up to almost 10 dollars.
- DirectorDon E. FauntLeRoyStarsDavid HasselhoffCrystal AllenRyan McCluskeyA mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.Wow...just wow...it actually took me years to find ANYTHING worse than this David Hasselhoff snake film, and I'm pretty sure that if I was to rewatch it now, it would probably fall right down to the bottom again.
I'm pretty sure after starring in this, Hasselhoff would have had to do more than just ask people if they'd like his autograph. - DirectorSteven R. MonroeStarsLance HenriksenCerina VincentMichael WorthA lonely tow-truck driver gets caught in a deadly struggle between a pair of bank robbers with a beautiful hostage, local cops, and a monster that has come down from the Arizona mountains to eat human flesh.
- DirectorJoe D'AmatoStarsLaura GemserGabriele TintiNieves NavarroPhotojournalist Emanuelle is joined by an anthropologist, two female missionary workers and a treacherous hunter's party in a search for an Amazon cannibal tribe long thought extinct.You know the Italian Cannibal Genre was pretty much known for the fact that anything released after Cannibal Holocaust was kind of hard to watch, luckily there were movies like this one, which in comparisson made the others look like you were watching Psycho.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsAnthony StarkeGeorge ClooneyKaren M. WaldronCrazy old Professor Gangreen has developed a way to make tomatoes look human for a second invasion.
- DirectorJames D.R. HickoxStarsDax MillerTziporah MalkahDuncan RegehrFollow an MTV-style filmmaker as she and her crew shoot an expose of the latest, most dangerous craze in extreme sports: bloodsurfing. While shooting in Australia, the crew becomes prey of a vicious saltwater crocodile.
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsTamie SheffieldCharity RahmerErin ByronFive high school cheerleaders, their coach and a couple of adolescent sex-crazed guys travel to a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway only to be killed off one by one by an unseen maniac.
- DirectorHarold P. WarrenStarsTom NeymanJohn ReynoldsDiane AdelsonA family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsBlake AdamsJacqueline LovellBob SchottThe "head" of the family is literally that - a giant head on a tiny body, who psychically controls the rest of his even more unusual family.After finishing this film, me and the fellow I was watching it with swore a solomn oath never to speak of or mention this film ever again; therefore all I can say is, if you're planning on watching it, go stick your head in the ocean and count to 200 - it will be much-much less painful!
- DirectorJack PerezStarsAdam VincentBooboo StewartSarah LievingAfter a plane crash were a boy is the only survivor, a childless couple adopts him and soon discovers he is something very powerful, something very dark. This small boy is the Beast and with him he carries the Beginning of the End.You know if I said anything about this movie WHATSOEVER, I'd just be spoiling 'The Omen' for you. Why not just rent that and use this DVD to play frisbee with your dog.
- DirectorFrank W. MontagStarsChristiane ImdahlChristian StockSebastian BadenbergA group of friends take a break from their studies, but find themselves pursued through the backwoods of Germany by a savage lunatic.
- DirectorWalt DavisStarsCleo O'HaraSandra HendersonJane TsentasA religious fanatic murders people who are engaging in sex.
- DirectorGreg TravisStarsChristine SparksDon CalfaGreg TravisSexy Cindy Cinnamon (Christine Sparks), the hottest exotic dancer in West Los Angeles, comes home from work, one night to find her live-in rock-n-roll boyfriend, Raymond (Kjell Bjorgen), in bed with another woman. Cindy moves into her own apartment, owned by an old, creepy a stroke victim, Mr. Blunt (Don Calfa), who reminds Cindy of her stepfather. The evil stripper, Jackie Black (Nai Sullivan), gives Cindy a new mind altering, designer drug, "Night Creep," which takes her life from strange to deadly. Cindy now finds herself in the middle of a living nightmare with no one, not even best friend, Sherry (Patricia Scanlon), to help her. Someone is "creeping" into Cindy's bedroom at night and doing terrible things to her. Is it a nightmare caused by festering memories of being molested as a child? Is it a dream? Is it the side effect of the designer drug "Night Creep." rumored to alter the mind? Is it her landlord, Mr. Blunt, using out-of-body experiments to get into her bedroom, or does he have an extra key? Cindy desperately turns to Detective Lee Howard (Greg Travis) for help. Things take a turn for the worse when it appears as if the Night Creep has kidnapped Cindy. All hell breaks loose as Raymond and Detective Howard follow the trail back to Mr. Blunts house, where the final showdown takes place, and we find out what or who, really is Night Creep.
- DirectorDan ClarkStarsDawnMarie FerraraDan ClarkDave PresslerFour convicts become embroiled in what seems like an easy way to get a million dollars. Enlisted to pick up a sealed box and guard it for one day, the four men let their curiosity take over and decide to look at its contents.
- DirectorTim RitterYale WilsonStarsJohn BraceMary FanaroBruce GoldMike Strauber catches his wife Sharon in bed with his best friend Jerry. He gets mad and takes off to embark on an adventure of murder and self-mutilation in demented games of truth or dare.I guess I should respect the characters in this film for how commited they are to their dares, I mean I know if someone dared ME to cut my own hand off I wouldn't say no either. Ridiculous!
Ends with the ultimate insult: a theme song entitled Critical Madness that's almost as bad as the film itself. - DirectorChris MalazdrewiczThomas ParkinsonAlain ZaloumStarsRachel BruneauMichael BurnsPatty CarderelliThree short stories about three extraordinary friendships gone wrong; An antique car comes into the life of the young couple of Alex and Kathleen. The young bachelor Frank finds a new friend within his refridgerator. While hard working Susan seeks a dating agency to find her perfect match.
- DirectorClaudio LattanziJoe D'AmatoStarsLara WendelRobert VaughnTimothy W. WattsA group of college students go into the woods to study birds. They encounter a strange blind man who's connected to the killer zombies that prowl a dilapidated house deep in the forest.
- DirectorJoseph SargentStarsLorraine GaryLance GuestMario Van PeeblesChief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.
- DirectorJorge MontesiDominique Othenin-GirardStarsFaye GrantMichael WoodsMichael LernerTwo attorneys adopt a mysterious orphan girl as their daughter, unaware she is the new Antichrist, next in line to Damien Thorn.
- DirectorJeff BrookshireStarsGary KohnLindsey MorrisNate WittyWhen the DEAD walk the earth, there's no place for a man of peace.