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- 1988–19991h 31mUnrated6.9 (702)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinIn the series' first national broadcast, the Mads have moved into Deep 13, Joel has spruced up the Bots, and Forrest Tucker sleepwalks his way through "The Crawling Eye (1958)," this week's literally eye-popping film.
- 1988–19991h 38mTV-146.4 (655)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe Mads fall victim to their own newly-installed security system, and the unfortunately-shaped Satellite of Love is besieged by Demon Dogs hoping to pray to the Giant Bone, all the while "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958)" is happening.
- 1988–19991h 36mUnrated6.7 (544)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThings get hairy on the Satellite of Love thanks to the lupine antics of "The Mad Monster (1942)" and the second chapter of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)."
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-147.2 (505)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe intrepid hosts are trapped between Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device and Robert Ito from "Quincy M.E. (1976)" in a fur caveman outfit while watching "Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966)."
- 1988–19991h 30mUnrated7.0 (556)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe crew of the Satellite of Love presents and screens the 1942 Bela Lugosi not-so classic movie "The Corpse Vanishes (1942)."
- 1988–19991h 29mTV-147.3 (582)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinJoel and the Bots have a tough time agreeing on how to spend their free time between segments of the teen sci-fi thriller "The Crawling Hand (1963)."
- DirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe guys watch "Robot Monster (1953)," a post-apocalyptic film about aliens and robots, riff on two more installments of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" and try to understand surrealism.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe crew puts Commando Cody on trial for crimes against reality after watching the sixth episode of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" while slime monsters invade Los Angeles in "The Slime People (1963)."
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.0 (475)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinJoel and the Bots watch two more episodes of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" and "Project Moon Base (1953)," a film about a sabotaged space station. They also introduce their new product SPACOM to the Mads.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinWhen the ninth chapter of "Radar Men from the Moon (1952)" encounters technical difficulties, it gives the Mads an earlier opportunity to bring the Satellite of Love and its crew to their knees via "Robot Holocaust (1987)."
- DirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinThe crew stages their own moon landing pageant as they watch the film "Moon Zero Two (1969)" about an astronaut hired to capture an asteroid made of sapphires.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinJoel invents a pipe with a smoke detector and a sprinkler system built in for the invention exchange. The guys watch "Untamed Youth (1957)," a 1950s teen flick about youths sentenced to manual labor at a cotton farm.
- 1988–19991h 27mNot Rated7.1 (444)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsJoel HodgsonTrace BeaulieuJ. Elvis WeinsteinGiant scorpions rise out of a volcano and attack Mexico in "The Black Scorpion (1957)" while the Bots throw a party for Joel.
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-147.4 (459)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonAn expedition to the moon goes wrong when a group of astronauts accidentally lands on Mars in "Rocketship X-M (1950)." Joel and the Bots are visited by Valeria from "Robot Holocaust (1987)" and Frank learns to push the button.
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-147.4 (641)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA motorcycle racer and a violent stunt rider start a war of vengeance against each other in "Five the Hard Way (1969)." Joel and the Bots write a song inspired by the movie and chat with a few characters from the film on the Hexfield.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonAn heiress stranded in Africa is made queen of the jungle in the feature film "Jungle Goddess (1948)" and Bela Lugosi stars in the short "The Phantom Creeps (1939)." Joel and the Bots create their own infomercial.
- 1988–19991h 24mNot Rated7.7 (675)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA map heist goes horribly wrong off the coast of Catalina and it's up to a bunch of scantily clad scuba-partying teens to save the day in "Catalina Caper (1967)."
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.3 (474)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew watches the second chapter of "The Phantom Creeps (1939)" and a film about an American spy sent to the Soviet Union to investigate a missile attack in "Rocket Attack U.S.A. (1960)." Joel hosts a quiz show with the Bots.
- 1988–19991h 38mTV-PG7.5 (536)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonKevin MurphyA college med student's final fraternity initiation goes wrong when he's assigned to retrieve a gold ring from a cadaver he had recently performed an autopsy on in "Ring of Terror (1961)."
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew takes on "The Wild Rebels (1967)," a movie about a stock-car racer who is recruited as a getaway driver for a biker gang. The guys get into the spirit of the film by making a commercial and Joel explains how to appreciate a bad movie.
- 1988–19991h 38mTV-PG7.5 (554)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA military team sent to search for a lost rocket ends up trapped on a mountain inhabited by dinosaurs in "Lost Continent (1951)". Joel refuses to enter the theater during movie sign but the Mads have ways of forcing him into the theater.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots attempt to puzzle out what's going on in the unintelligible biker film, "The Hellcats (1968)." Flashbacks from earlier episodes fill out the host segments.
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.5 (520)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch "X Marks the Spot (1944)," a short in which a driver finds himself on trial in heaven. In "King Dinosaur (1955)," the crew pokes fun as scientists are terrorized by snakes, bugs, and dinosaurs on a newly discovered planet.
- 1988–19991h 38mUnrated7.1 (531)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots suffer through "First Spaceship on Venus (1960)." A gorilla in a foreign ship attacks the Satellite of Love.
- 1988–19991h 36mTV-148.2 (538)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe Mads force Joel and the Bots to watch "Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973)," the cheesy Japanese monster mash featuring Godzilla's infamous flying kick.
- 1988–1999TV-147.6 (412)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe Mads force "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)" on Joel and the Bots. In this one, a group of friends are shipwrecked on an island guarded by a crab. The Bots meet Mothra on the Hexfield and the Mads start re-thinking the structure of their experiments.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots endure Miles O'Keeffe as Ator while Doctor F. endures Frank's efforts to be Mike Douglas in "The Blade Master (1983)."
- DirectorVince RodriguezStarsJoel HodgsonJ. Elvis WeinsteinTrace BeaulieuCrow is a frozen Christmas tree and Tom is busy, so Joel has to watch the original "Gamera: The Giant Monster (1964)" all by himself.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonAlien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Extra Terrestrial Visitors (1983)." Joel and the Bots write their own song.
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-147.2 (443)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe gang on the SOL have a gag-weapon war with the Mads and watch "The Stranger (1973)," an unsuccessful TV pilot about an astronaut stuck on an Earth-like planet where "perfect order" rules.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch "Canines of the Caribbean (1985)", a Japanese rip-off of "Planet of the Apes (1968)", stage their own version of "Inherit the Wind," and Crow shows off the latest in ape fashion.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew riff on the short "Alphabet Antics (1951)" before watching "Daddy-O (1958)," a film about a group of teenage beatniks who spend their free time drag-racing. Joel is inspired to write a song and the Bots reenact a scene from the movie.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonGamera is back in "Gamera vs. Gyaos (1967)" and this time he is up against Gaos, a bat-monster with the ability to shoot laser beams. Joel and the Bots make an arts and crafts project.
- 1988–1999TV-148.2 (494)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonCrow and Tom build a cardboard fort while Joel introduces his idea for non-permanent tattoos during the invention exchange. In Bert I. Gordon's "The Amazing Colossal Man (1957)," an army colonel becomes a giant after an atomic blast.
- DirectorVince RodriguezStarsJoel HodgsonJ. Elvis WeinsteinTrace BeaulieuWith Crow disassembled, Joel and Servo are left by themselves to tackle "Fugitive Alien (1986)," the first part of a baffling Japanese sci-fi epic.
- 1988–1999TV-148.0 (449)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew learns about the wonders of winter sports in the short "The Sport Parade: Snow Thrills (1945)." Later, in "It Conquered the World (1956)," a doctor tries to thwart a mad scientist's attempt to take over the world. Joel and Crow try out ventriloquism.
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated8.4 (542)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThis time, the crew watches, "Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)," the fourth original Gamera film, including the Gamera Theme Song and a reenactment of an old favorite magic trick.
- 1988–1999TV-147.9 (496)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots get tips on public speaking from the short "Speech: Using Your Voice (1950)" and watch a spider devour a town in "The Spider (1958)." Crow reads his screenplay "Earth vs. Soup" and Joel sets up a rehearsal for his rock band Spidorr.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA secret organization called "Mighty Jack (1968)" uses a submarine to battle a terrorist organization. Joel and the Bots make a Mighty Jack pet food commercial and sing the song "Slow The Plot Down!"
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots sit through two shorts. Then, in "Teenage Cave Man (1958)," a rebellious cave boy goes against clan rules and wants to explore horizons beyond the river. Joel and the Bots battle boredom on the Satellite of Love.
- 1988–19991h 40mTV-146.7 (340)TV EpisodeDirectorVince RodriguezStarsJoel HodgsonJ. Elvis WeinsteinTrace BeaulieuCrow gets unfrozen just in time for "Gamera vs. Zigra (1971)," yet another Gamera film, and the SOL crew meets the Mads for the first time.
- 1988–1999TV-147.6 (453)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew watch the education short "The Home Economics Story (1951)." In "The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent (1957)," viking women set sail to rescue a group of enslaved men. Joel and the Bots consider the waffle and present an iron that can turn waffles into pancakes.
- 1988–1999TV-147.8 (484)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonKen and the crew of the Bacchus 3 return in "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II (1987)" while Joel and the Bots make a Captain Joe action figure and stage a "name that puppet" quiz show.
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-147.9 (521)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch the classic short "Mr. B Natural (1957)" in which an androgynous person teaches a geeky middle schooler to play a musical instrument. Moving on to "War of the Colossal Beast (1958)," the Colossal Man is spotted in Mexico.
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.5 (564)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA mad scientist creates havoc when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry when the crew of the Satellite of Love watches "The Unearthly (1957)".
- 1988–19991h 37mTV-148.2 (806)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots take on the infamous Christmas classic "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)," in which a group of martians kidnap Santa Claus because they have no one on Mars to give their children presents. The crew performs the pinnacle Christmas carol.
- 1988–19991h 39mNot Rated7.8 (533)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew watch a ninja and a drifter save an airport from thugs in "Master Ninja I," a feature-length presentation assembled from two episodes of the series "The Master (1984)" while building a model car and training their ninja skills.
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.0 (508)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonIn "The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)," an evil mastermind plans to destroy the world but his arch-nemesis gets in the way. The movie is so terrible that the crew has a nervous breakdown, but the Mads celebrate their victory a little too quickly.
- 1988–19991h 38mNot Rated7.5 (531)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonMichael J. NelsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots endure yet again two equally bad episodes from the failed action series "The Master (1984)".
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe guys watch "Space Travelers," an updated version of the movie Marooned (1969) about three astronauts trapped in a space capsule that is quickly losing oxygen. On the Satellite of Love, The Great Crowdini performs a stunt and the guys debate what they would do if one of them had to sacrifice themselves.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-PG8.1 (590)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and crew can't settle on which of two film actors in a giant carnivorous lizard movie are more like TV actor Tige Andrews or comedian David Miller.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the bots watch a film about teenage gang battling.a corporation for control of an abandoned city. Crow sings a song about his love to Kim Cattrall, and the guys try their hand at a trivia game.
- 1988–19991h 34mTV-PG8.2 (655)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots discover the difference between real and "reel" life, how to dispose of snacks in space, a real 'boss' visitor, and how JFK can wreck a fashion show in this episode featuring the classic "Teenagers From Outer Space."
- 1988–1999TV-147.4 (503)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch a re-edited version of Time Walker (1982) called "Being From Another Planet" in which a mummy awakened by a university team goes on a killing spree. The Mads are awfully proud of their "Tragic Moments" figurines while Joel and the Bots play haunted house on the SOL.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-PG7.8 (588)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the 'bots get water on the brain after an episode of Undersea Kingdom (1936) and Roger Corman's moldy horror flick, Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959).
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-PG7.8 (620)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA small town cowpoke straightens out some rowdy kids by making them put on a rodeo show in Junior Rodeo Daredevils (1949). A group of drunken scientists battle with dogs dressed as rabid shrews in The Killer Shrews (1959). Joel and the Bots concoct a Killer Shrew drink and the Mads are thwarted in their latest attempt to destroy the world.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-PG7.7 (533)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch a greased-up Steve Reeves get hypnotized and seduced by an Evil Queen in Hercules Unchained (1959). The crew presents the Steve-O-Meter at the invention exchange and ponder the meaning of Hercules movies.
- 1988–19991h 33mTV-PG7.3 (519)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonIn the second installment of Undersea Kingdom (1936), the explorers are threatened by soldiers from Atlantis. Then in Indestructible Man (1956), an executed criminal goes on a rampage after being resurrected by mad scientists. Joel and the Bots plan an Undersea Kingdom parade and wonder what they would do if they were indestructible.
- 1988–19991h 33mTV-PG7.7 (567)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots have another outing with Hercules in Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964). This time Hercules faces off with a cult of moon men who unleash a sandstorm on the world. The Mads explain deep hurting while Joel and the Bots sing a song about pants.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew pokes fun as a knight and his adopted mother try to save a damsel from an evil wizard in The Magic Sword (1962). Joel and the Bots get into the spirit of things by making medieval costumes.
- 1988–1999TV-147.6 (498)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe guys face off against Hercules once again as the strong man fights evil Queen Antinea to get his son back in Hercules and the Captive Women (1961). Joel and the Bots play with some lousy action figures and finally lay the Hercules series to rest.
- 1988–19991h 33mUnrated7.5 (466)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots watch an early episode of the soap opera behemoth General Hospital (1963) before watching a movie made of several edited television episodes about space pirates. On the SOL, Joel refuses to play soap opera with the Bots and the Mads get stuck in their bean bag chairs.
- DirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonIn Tormented (1960), a pianist thinks he has finally escaped his demanding mistress when she dies after a fall but her ghost comes back to haunt him and his fiancée. Joel gets stuck in a ventilation duct and the Bots are no help. But Joel has the last laugh later when Crow and Tom pretend to be headless ghosts.
- 1988–19991h 33mUnrated7.8 (566)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the bots watch a segment from an early General Hospital episode, before watching a film about a wanna-be singer trying to get away from his hoodlum friends. The bots have a slumber party and Servo demonstrates the life of a 50s rock star.
- 1988–1999TV-148.0 (438)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonAstronauts find a civilization almost entirely populated by women on one of the moons of Jupiter in Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956). Joel and the Bots end up in over their heads when Timmy the Dark Crow starts causing trouble on the Satellite of Love.
- 1988–19991h 39mUnrated7.5 (466)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew pokes fun at another segment of a 1960s episode of General Hospital (1963) before watching an astronaut attempt to stop two planets from colliding with each other in Crash of Moons (1954). The guys read through Crow's latest screenplay called "A Space Opera" and have a chat with John Banner on the Hexfield.
- 1988–1999TV-148.3 (479)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA pair of teens discover a band of multi-eyed aliens in Attack of the Eye Creatures (1967). Crow and Tom work through their "best friends" stage and the guys lament how much the filmmakers just didn't care. The Mads get a visit from Larry Buchanan in Deep 13.
- DirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the bots watch a film short about a little boy wandering at the Canadian National Exhibition, and his parents can't find him. Then they watch a film about a shop owner, who convinces three losers to help him rob an armored car. Joel and the bots take acting lessons and hold a writing workshop.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-147.7 (456)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim Mallonand the Bots watch an alien infiltrate a scientist's human duplicator machine. The guys make spaceships from household objects and Servo shows off his duplicating skills.
- 1988–19991h 33mTV-PG8.0 (591)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe crew muses about a wacky short involving the Toronto Skating Club in Circus on Ice (1954). Then the guys watch Monster a Go-Go (1965) where a radiated astronaut has returned to Earth as a giant mutant. It's a battle of the action figures in the invention exchange when the Mads introduce Johnny Longtorso while Joel presents non-violent action figures.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-148.1 (596)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots learn the ins and outs of the circus in the short Here Comes the Circus (1946) and then try to make sense of the Nordic fairy tale film The Day the Earth Froze (1959). Joel and the Bots take a family photo and Gypsy puts on a one woman show called "Gypsy Rose Me!"
- 1988–19991h 33mTV-PG8.2 (603)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe guys check out the first installment of the short Hired! (1940) where a Chevrolet sales manager tries to boost door-to-door sales. Later, the guys watch a mad scientist's experiments attract the attention of the press and the police in Bride of the Monster (1955). Joel and the Bots stage "Hired: The Musical" and Willy the Waffle returns to defend blatant product placement.
- 1988–19991h 33mNot Rated9.0 (1.5K)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe Mads present the satellite people a film so bad that apologies are sent, and Tom Servo goes off his nut from it.
- 1988–19991h 33mUnrated7.9 (616)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA hero and his talking motorcycle take on an evil dictator in Warrior of the Lost World (1983). The guys try to get post-apocalyptic driving permits and discuss things to do after the apocalypse.
- DirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots have a casual day on the SOL and endure another incoherent Hercules movie (Hercules (1958)).
- 1988–19991h 33mTV-PG7.7 (550)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonReports of drugged chewing gum sends a womanizing secret agent to Amsterdam to investigate a crime ring in Secret Agent Super Dragon (1966). Tom and Joel read through Crow's new screenplay "The Spy Who Hugged Me" and chat about spy movie puns.
- 1988–1999TV-147.7 (489)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonAn adventurer sets sail in search of the bird of happiness in Sadko (1953). Crow has trouble with his own lifelong quest and the guys have a meeting of the Junior Jester Club.
- DirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonA teenage girl, her dorky boyfriend, and her scientist father discover a caveman in the desert in Eegah (1962). Joel and the Bots discuss 60s sitcoms and the subtler forms of hell.
- 1988–19991h 33mNot Rated8.5 (814)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots hear all about new-fangled farming techniques in the 50s short The Truck Farmer (1954). Afterward, a one-time overachiever blames his boozy, neglectful parents for his run in with the law in I Accuse My Parents (1944). The guys analyze the main character from the movie and reenact a few choice scenes.
- 1988–1999TV-148.2 (543)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonIn Operation Kid Brother (1967), a plastic surgeon gets recruited to stop a villain from developing radioactive rugs. The Bots watch some of Joel's home movies, try to hypnotize Tom, and get a visit from their old friend Torgo.
- 1988–19991h 33mUnrated8.1 (562)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonDr. Forrester and TV's Frank plan "evil event days" in order to ruin baseball, while Joel and the 'bots watch a hobo melodrama called The Girl in Lovers Lane (1960).
- DirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonJoel and the Bots learn from Body Care and Grooming (1947) that they might as well be dead if they don't keep their socks tidy. Later, the guys take on The Painted Hills (1951) in which famous collie Lassie witnesses the murder of a prospector. Crow gives a detailed report on bearded guys and the crew discusses the end of the film.
- 1988–19991h 32mNot Rated7.8 (546)TV EpisodeDirectorJoel HodgsonStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonIn Gunslinger (1956), the widow of a murdered sheriff tries to stop the crime in her town with the help of the man hired to kill her. Joel and the Bots discuss mortality and how to have the best funeral before taking the 70s to task for being a terrible decade.
- DirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuJoel HodgsonJim MallonThe trio sit through a dreary Joe Don Baker disasterpiece as Gypsy tries to find a way to save Joel from being killed by the Mads.
- 1988–1999TV-148.0 (709)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonNew guy, Mike Nelson, finishes his training and makes his way into the theater for the first time. His first outing is the movie The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) about a creepy doctor who keeps his decapitated fiancée's head alive in a laboratory while he tries to find her a new body. Mike tries to escape the SOL but ends up bonding with the Bots instead when his attempts fail.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-148.2 (532)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMike and the 'bots watch the dreary educational short Is This Love? (1957) and the horrifyingly bad Teenage Strangler (1964).
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-PG7.6 (611)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMike and the Bots watch a high school student fall into the depths of despair because he got caught Cheating (1952). Later, the guys try to make sense of The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) as a scantily clad superwoman does battle with villains named Ratfink and Professor Neon. The Bots write essays about the short but Crow gets caught cheating.
- 1988–19991h 32mTV-147.5 (554)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonThe crew watch a squeaky-voiced valley girl search for her missing archaeologist father in Alien from L.A. (1988). Mike and the Bots devote a song to leading lady Kathy Ireland and later define her acting technique as "dull surprise."
- 1988–19991h 33mNot Rated7.6 (596)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonSwarms of giant grasshoppers are headed straight for Chicago in Beginning of the End (1957). Mike catches the Mads off guard, Crow presents his latest screenplay "Peter Graves Goes to the University of Minnesota," and Tom performs a stand-up comedy routine about grasshoppers.
- 1988–19991h 32mNot Rated7.4 (576)TV EpisodeDirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMike and the Bots are asked What About Juvenile Delinquency? (1955) in a short about a teenage thug whose gang mugs his father. Then it's time to watch science go awry in Monstrosity (1963) when a rich, elderly woman hires a doctor to transport her brain into one of her beautiful kidnapping victims. Mike demonstrates chin puppetry while Magic Voice hits it off with the Voice-Over Guy from the movie.
- DirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonA hero and his loser friend are transplanted to the planet of Gor and are soon caught up in an evil sorcerer's plot in Gor II (1988). Mike and the Bots are inspired to perform the song "Tubular Boobular Joy" because of the amount of skin shown by characters in the movie.
- 1988–1999TV-147.4 (443)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMike and the Bots learn the dangers of not paying attention at railroad crossings in the short Last Clear Chance (1959). Later, they watch government agents use high-tech radar to track criminals on the black market in Radar Secret Service (1950). The guys stage Mike's 10-year high school reunion and, inspired by the short, Tom asks the golden question: "Why don't they look?!"
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMike and the bots watch Santa Claus mess around with a devil while trying to deliver gifts and then sing politically correct holiday songs.
- DirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonThe crew pokes fun as a group of twenty-something "teenagers" hold an elderly farm couple hostage on Thanksgiving in Teen-Age Crime Wave (1955). Mike and the Bots open the first deli in space and contemplate the "doughy guy."
- 1988–19991h 33mNot Rated7.5 (517)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonIn Village of the Giants (1965), a child genius creates a growth formula that ends up in the hands of some incredibly annoying teenagers. Meanwhile, Dr. Forrester shakes things up in Deep 13 when he downsizes Frank and interviews Torgo as his possible replacement.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonThe guys get a look at the future of the car industry in the short Design for Dreaming (1956) and then watch as a group of astronauts take off for the moon in 12 to the Moon (1960). On the SOL, Nuveena drops in for a visit and the crew thinks she might be the key to escaping the mads!
- DirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonA promiscuous teen is framed for murder and then sent to a Catholic reform school in Girls Town (1959). Mike explains the honor system to the Bots and Tom "scats" until Mike and Crow can't take it anymore.
- 1988–19991h 32mNot Rated7.4 (446)TV EpisodeDirectorKevin MurphyStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonAn upper-middle class family teaches Mike and the Bots how to be incredibly bland and boring in A Date with Your Family (1950). Later, a group of barflies must figure out what to do when the Soviets attack the U.S. in Invasion USA (1952). Mike and the Bots have a dinner party inspired by the short and get a visit from "Bob the A-Bomb" on the Hexfield.
- DirectorJim MallonStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonMetaphysics helps to solve a murder case while Mike and the Bots impersonate the Grateful Dead.
- 1988–19991h 33mUnrated7.9 (664)TV EpisodeDirectorTrace BeaulieuStarsTrace BeaulieuMichael J. NelsonJim MallonDr. Forrester and TV's Frank fool around with voodoo as Mike and the 'bots make Batman (1966) jokes in order to endure Zombie Nightmare (1987) with Adam West.