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- DirectorPaul DicksonStarsPeter WyngardePamela SalemElizabeth CounsellJason is abducted in order to help the Moscow police work out how three men on a workers' delegation,got into a lift and then,when the doors opened again,there was nothing left of them but three piles of ashes. He discovers that they made their exit from the lift by means of a trap door but comes to appreciate that they are part of a larger plan to tunnel into the Kremlin to steal art treasures.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeKieron MooreFelicity KendalIn France, Jason meets Toki, whose boyfriend Jean Le Grand and another gangster, Olivier, plan to steal a cache of emeralds - after which Le Grand plans to kill Olivier. Given that she knows all the plans, Jason believes that she is a young girl who has got out of her depth and is in danger. He resolves to help her, but they are pursued by LeGrand and his mobsters.
- DirectorRoy Ward BakerStarsPeter WyngardeGeorge MurcellPatrick TroughtonJason has an invitation to go to Italy and stay with Bonisalvi,an international criminal who lives in the most secure seclusion. A rival gangsters' syndicate uses the opportunity to send Bennett, a hit-man posing as Jason to kill Bonisalvi whilst Jason himself has problems fleeing the beautiful but deadly Martine,who seems to have more than marriage on her mind.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeMichele DotriceFrederick JaegerJason needs to finish his latest book so he decides to go into isolation in the south of France. When he picks up a pretty hitchhiker and a recently released prisoner, it becomes the start of yet another Jason King novel.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeDudley FosterIvor DeanIn London, Jason is paid a great deal of money for a film script only to be relieved of it by two robbers. Later, whilst taking a moonlight stroll he sees an astronaut shooting somebody, and then he is attacked and knocked unconscious by a bear. When he wakes up next morning with a headache it all seems very real, but the police obviously believe that he dreamed it.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeIngrid PittAlfred MarksJason is suffering writer's block so his publisher sends him to Greece to inspire him. However, some Greek criminals use a beautiful woman to seduce Jason using his fame to smuggle drugs into France - but who is seducing who?
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeJennifer HilaryJohn Le MesurierJason's temporary secretary in Germany convinces him to go to a health clinic. However, when several strange events occur he realises that there is much more to the clinic than it appears.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeToby RobinsRonald RaddJason King arrives in Rome just after a night-club dancer is murdered. When he finds out that the events in the book he is currently writing mirror what is happening in real-life, Jason is determined to find out what is going on.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeClifford EvansKate O'MaraJason travels to a South American republic to receive an award - in the form of a medallion - for one of his books. In fact both the corrupt President Cordoba, who has bugged the medallion, and the opposing rebel forces, led by glamorous government minister Delphi, believe that the book is so close to the truth about events in their country that he has an actual source of information, and neither will believe that it is all a fiction.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeLee PattersonClinton GreynAn antique salt cellar made of gold by Benevenuto Cellini is stolen in California from collector Dreshfield by thief Frankie Luca, who brings it to Paris to sell to Philippe De Brion. De Brion was cheated out of its ownership some years earlier by Dreshfield, who told him it was worthless. However free-lancer Mallen has been hired by Dreshfield to pursue Luca to Paris, where he meets up with Jason, and asks him to introduce him to De Brion. After Mallen has been shot at he and Jason track down the salt cellar, only to find that it is a fake and Luca has escaped with the real one.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeRalph BatesJulian GloverA close friend of Jason King, a double agent called Alan Keeble, was supposed to be dead. However, when Jason receives a letter telling him to come to Vienna to meet Alan, he just has to go.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeClifford EvansNeil McCallumJason makes a stopover in Hong Kong, where his character Mark Caine appears in a Chinese comic strip but with deliberate alterations to Jason's original story in the translation. He teams up with Lucy Cameron, nurse to wealthy businessman Arthur Tsung, to confront Irish-American Sam Finnigin, the editor of the paper publishing the strip and a man whom he has met before, for an explanation.
- DirectorRoy Ward BakerStarsPeter WyngardeElaine TaylorPenelope HornerA mysterious girl calling herself Karen invites Jason to meet her at the Capri hotel but when he gets there he finds a note requesting he catches up with her at a night-club. He meets up with her but an apparent drunk drops a lighter into his pocket. Then Karen takes him to meet a lady who may or may not be a princess and who has a proposition for him.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeLee PattersonClinton GreynHaving killed De Brion,who was out to double cross him, Luca gets on a train to Rome with the Cellini salt cellar, pursued by Jason and Mallen. In Italy a former Mafiosi called Angelo Andrea joins the chase, intending to steal the Cellini from Luca. Ultimately all the interested parties end up at Andrea's house where they discover that all that glisters is not gold.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeFrancesca TuJohn HallamJason is in Paris taking publicity photos for his latest novel when a man with a rifle shoots at him. It appears that there is bounty of 100 000 francs on him, but who is putting up the money and why? King has to find out.
- DirectorCyril FrankelStarsPeter WyngardeRonald LaceyBarbara MurrayJason gets off a plane in Switzerland and is mistaken for the hitman taken ill on the plane as he has picked up the bunch of red roses which will allow the killer's employers to identify him. He plays along out of curiosity though his cover is blown when the real assassin leaves hospital turns up. As a test Jason is told to shoot dead his mark but uses an elaborate little stunt as seen in his books to create the illusion of killing whilst identifying the villains.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeSarah LawsonJack WatlingAndrew Bishop is a nasty piece of work, who lives with - and makes life unpleasant for - his elderly, housebound Aunt Claire. One day, in the process of robbing a house, he commits a murder, for which Pamela, an innocent woman, is charged. He also steals a vacuum cleaner which, somewhat bizarrely, is Jason's chief clue in leading him to the real culprit.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeGeraldine MoffatJanet KeyJason falls under the hypnotic spell of two glamorous thieves, Claudia and Elaine. Claudia steals from him the only copy of his recently completed film script, and she and Elaine demand that, for its return, he pose as an expert in ancient manuscripts in order to steal the Constance Missal, a valuable document recently acquired by the British Museum. He is to authenticate it for one Lord Barnes, but his lordship is also planning to obtain the Constance Missal for himself.
- DirectorRoy Ward BakerStarsPeter WyngardePatricia EnglishMichael GoodliffeWhilst travelling on a plane Jason recognizes a man whom he knew from his Department 'S' days to be a professional assassin, and so he is intrigued and on his guard when he arrives at his destination - not without due cause, as he will soon find himself caught up in a plot to foil a group of revolutionaries out to kidnap the daughter of the country's president.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeNigel GreenMichael BatesTwo English criminals, Charles and Edward, are committing copy-cat robberies stolen from the plots of Jason's books, which causes the police to take an interest in the author after a security guard is killed. Jason and his girlfriend Arlene have an encounter with the two villains and escape but, as they can now recognize the pair, they are in danger as they head for Venice, where a trap has been set for them.
- DirectorJeremy SummersStarsPeter WyngardeDennis PriceRonald LaceyBritish Intelligence plan to copy the plot of Jason's book, 'A Page Before Dying', to smuggle Gorini, a man who has information for them, out of East Berlin hidden in a safe. The first part of the scheme involves Jason being smuggled into the East in the safe but when he reaches the meeting place he finds that he has been duped and used as a decoy whilst Gorini has already been taken to safety through other means.
- DirectorKamal SharmaStarsMumtaz AskariSailesh KumarBrij Mohan VyasA top secret microfilm gets stolen and secret agent 077 aka Rakesh is assigned to retrieve it feom the enemies. The adventure of returning the microfilm to its rightful owner intertwined with Rakesh's evolving love story forms the basis of the plot
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettClodagh RodgersSketches include a rather unusual Galloshnian restaurant, a presenter who has to commentate on various television events from the studio, one day in a spy agency with a new recruit, Ronnie tells us about his nautical experience, and finally we are entertained by "The Short & Fat Minstrel Show". The performances in this episode are a dance routine by Pan's People and a song by Clodagh Rodgers.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerElaine DelmarSketches include a visit to the tourist office of a country behind the iron curtain, there is an explanation about symbols used on television, there is a visit to the Limerick Clinic for a bad back, there is performance by a guitar duo, we hear that Ronnie's wife has won two competitions, and the main production this week is The Regiment, which is set in Rawlpore, India. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine to "Yesterday", and the singer Elaine Delmar.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerMichel LegrandSketches include 'the Awful Party where no-ones there and the food's made of wood', Barker is Patrick Moore's Brother in 'The Stars at Night', part 5 of 'Death Can be Fatal', 'Ballet Dancer at the Job Center', and 'the Aldershot Brass Ensemble'. Both Michel Legrand and Swingle II perform.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettFinn JonSketches include a rather interesting job interview, a visit to the cinema, a psychological experiment, we see an episode of Owen M.D., we learn a bit about mind reading, Ronnie tells us a bit more about his life and we hear some songs from Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones. The performance in this episode is by magician Finn Jon.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerGeorges SchlickThe main sketches are what can happen when you say "Hello", a beaten weatherman, the Hampton Wick episode is 'The Bare Facts', Ronnie C. relates a story about a train journey, Mr Partridge has swallowed Radio 4, Moira Anderson and Kenneth McKellar take you a roaming in the gloaming. The musical guests are New World and Tina Charles. Georges Schlick presents a ventriloquist act.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettSwingle IISketches include, 'A Gangster takes a Driving Test', A news report where Barker reads a script where the 'e's have been replaced with 'o's, part two of 'Death Can be Fatal', 'Swedish Made Simple', and The Imperial Ballet School. Swingle 11 perform.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerDanaSketches include about shouting in a library, going for a driving test, we find out how to care for the sick, Ronnie tells us how things are going on the home front, and we see the main production, which is called Colditz. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine, and the singer Dana.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettJoe AndyThe main sketches are about a rather unusual fancy dress party, 'Smart Cooking' with Lionel Smart, the Hampton Wick episode is 'Up at the Front', Ronnie C. tries to tell an unusual doctor joke, and then gets married in an unusual ceremony. The musical guests are Tina Charles and New World, and Joe Andy performs an acrobatic act.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerChaz ChaseThe main sketches are about going to the toilet without using euphemisms, a piano-playing cat, the Hampton Wick episode is 'A Model of Virture', a very forgetful doctor, and the musical is about spoonerisms. The musical guests are New World and Tina Charles, and Chaz Chase performs a comedy routine.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerGeorgie FameSketches include a wedding where the bride and groom don't know each other, a message from the ministry of pollution, Piggy Malone P.I. and Charley Farley B.A. star in 'Done to Death' episode 1, Ronnie has moved into a new house and, finally, entertainment is provided by the participants attending a scouts' Jamboree. Musical guests are Elaine Delmar, and Fame and Price.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerBarbara DicksonSketches include a visit to the eccentric Dr E. J. Death for a medical appointment, a short word by the Rev. McFarlane Lang about rhyming slang, the weekly serial is "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", there is the impudent butler, Ronnie talks about going to America and the musical is by the Colarado Falls Red Indian Dance Troupe. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettAlan PriceSketches include a learner driver going for a driving test, there is a message by Major ffips Baldrup about an upcoming procession, Piggy Malone P.I. and Charley Farley B.A. star in the second episode of 'Done to Death', Ronnie receives bad news about an old friend and, finally, we are entertained by Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor accompanied by an all-male Welsh choir. Musical guests are Friday Brown, and Price and Fame.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBlue MinkSketches include a visit to the psychiatrist, we have Consumer's Corner with Boffo products, there is a home visit by the police, there are the tryouts to be a news reader, Ronnie tells us about last night's producer's party, and the main production this week is The Onedin Line. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine to "Johnny B Goode", and the group Blue Mink.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettMichel LegrandSketches in the last program of the 4th series include 'The New Rook Restaurant', 'Wee Willie McGorbals', part 8 of 'Death Can be Fatal', 'Jolly Rhymes (Ltd)', and 'Jehosophat and Jones, and Friends', with guests The Suprises (Barker and Corbett in black face), Gary Schmutter (Barker's take off of Gary Glitter), singing 'Do You Wanna be in my Shoes', and Elton Bog (Corbett takes off Elton John), singing 'Peppermint Rock'. Real guest performances are by Michel Legrand and Swingle II.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettDesignSketches are a visit to the doctor where you get more than you expect, we see a magic ring, there is a routine set in a pub, we find out hot to get married, two old men from the services reminisce, Ronnie gives us some parish news, and the main production this week is Star Trek. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine, and the group Design.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettJac and Joni JoThe main sketches are Ronnie B meets the bald Mr Goldy, the Hampton Wick episode is Street of Shame, we hear about a lorry driver, Tarzan visits Ronnie C., and W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan are 'In Concert'. The musical guests are New World and Tina Charles, and Jo, Jac & Joni perform a vaudeville routine.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettMichel LegrandSketches include '2 Rich People Talk at a Party', 'Men of Letters', part four of 'Death Can be Fatal', 'John and Mrs Mills', and Michel LeGrand plays piano.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettJohn CleeseThe main sketches are about the latest fashion, an appeal for the clumsy people, the Hampton Wick episode is 'The Chambers of Horror', we hear about Ronnie C's early career, the musical is the 'Elizabeth R-Ha'. The musical guests are New World and Tina Charles, and Wasta performs a comedy routine.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerSwingle IIIn the first of the new run, sketches include 'The Watchmaker', Ronnie Barker is 'A Spokesman for the Ministry of Communication', Piggy Malone and Charley Farley return in part one of 'Death Can be Fatal', and 'Abdication Street', a musical crossing Coronation Street with the style of the music of George Formby.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerNew WorldThe main sketches are about Hendon, an interesting father-of-the-bride speech, the Hampton Wick episode is 'Queen-of the Silver Screen', we find out value of prayer, approaching a job interview, the musical is the 'The Short and Fat Minstrel Show'. The musical guests are New World and Tina Charles.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerEve GrahamSketches include a visit to a pub where jealousy is a problem, we learn how to build a garden shed, there's an attempt at a protection racket that doesn't quite go as planned, the au pair returns, there is a problem in business, Ronnie tells us about a date, a man tries to get through customs, and the main production this week is Jason King. The performances in this episode are by Pan's People, who perform a dance routine, and the The New Seekers sing "We've Got to Do it Now".
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerAlfredoThe main sketches are the news report put together in a hurry, unable to control himself at a party, a doctor with a cure for saying things twice, Hampton Wick episode 1, sending flowers through Interpol, Paris, getting a hearing aid. Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones draw the show to a conclusion with their blue-grass performance. The musical guests are Tina Charles and New World, and Alfredo does a vaudeville act.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerGeorgie FameSketches include the problem with rather unusual names, a message from the ministry of transport, 'Done to Death' is up to episode 8, Ronnie tells us about borrowing money and his new watch, and there is a concert by Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones. Musical guests are Samantha Jones, and Price and Fame.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerGeorgie FameSketches include a school reunion, a news report with no news, 'Done to Death' is up to episode 5, Ronnie tells us about an artist and a girl, and there is a operetta based on Shakespeare's 'Juliet Caesar'. Musical guests are Price and Fame, and Lynsey De Paul.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBarbara DicksonSketches include a party where there is some recognition, there is an episode of "The Day after Tomorrow's World" set in a kitchen, there is the final episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", Ronnie reminisces about some old jokes, and we finish with the Arbroath Pipe Band. There is also a trailer for the BBC's movie of the month, "Draws". The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBarbara DicksonSketches include a scene in a pub where a man he repeats everything he hears, Arnold Splint gives an appeal for women there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", Pam Ayres gives us a poem called "My Secret", there is a combined party political broadcast, a man is concerned about certain censorship in the papers, Ronnie tells us about some holiday-makers returning on an aeroplane, there is a sketch called "All in a Day's Bork", which has some typos in the script, and the final concert is morris dancing by the St Botolph Country Dance Team. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerBarbara DicksonSketches include an unusual request for a funeral parlour, there is a public service announcement from the GPO, there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town" from Chopper Films, a wife would like a bit more from her husband, there is a trying customer in a hardware store, Ronnie tells us an old joke about a lady driver, and the final concert is duet by the cleaners. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerDawnSketches include a party with a practical joke, there is message from the government about the water shortage, a sketch about trying to explain something, there is a problem at the pub, we see Screen Evergreen No. 38 "During the Ball", Ronnie tells us how the audience viewing figures are compiled and, finally, there is an episode of "Upstairs Downstairs". The performances in this episode are a dance by Pan's People and a medley by Tony Orlando & Dawn.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettAlan PriceSketches include changing clothes while waiting for a train connection, there's a party political broadcast, there is the fourth episode of 'Done to Death', Ronnie tells us about some domestic issues, there is a 'Play for Tomorrow' but there has been some censorship, and we conclude with The St. Petersburg State Choir. Musical guests are Thelma Houston, and Fame and Price.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettAlan PriceSketches include buying an eagle at a pet shop, a government advisory about men and women, 'Done to Death' is up to episode 6, Ronnie tells us about being short, and there is a musical about Queen Victoria. Musical guests are Elaine Delmar, and Fame and Price.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettJohn CleeseThe main sketches are feeling faint at the doctors, a talk about statistics, the Hampton Wick episode is 'A Voice from Heaven', about Ronnie's holiday in Spain, a baptism that went wrong, the music is by Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones. The musical guests are Tina Charles and New World.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBarbara DicksonSketches include rhythm on a train journey, trying to order drinks when you're tipsy, there is another episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see the news thirty years in the future in 2001, there's the short-sighted barber, Ronnie tells us an anecdote about a race course, and Big Jim Jehosophat and Fat-Belly Jones finish the show. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBarbara DicksonSketches include enrolling in a night class, we have a message on sex equality from A Spoke Person (sic), there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see what happens go cricket commentators go to a restaurant, Ronnie tells us about BBC parties and some slow repairs, and the concluding musical performance is by two Chelsea Pensioners. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettBarbara DicksonSketches include the party where the people's names have been forgotten, we have an appeal for money by Albert Fosdike, there is the next instalment in "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", we see an episode of Getaway hosted by Mich Wafflemore, Ronnie tells us a story about an incident on a desert island, and the final concert is by Nana Moussaka and Charles Azenough. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerMichel LegrandSketches include: 'The Party where They Say The Same Things as Each Other', 'BBC News Bulletin where the Film Broke', part 7 of 'Death Can be Fatal', and the 'Plumstead Ladies Male Voice Choir.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerGeorgie FameSketches include a dinner a party where some rumours are discussed, a class where all the subjects are taught at the same time, Piggy Malone P.I. and Charley Farley B.A. star in the next episode of 'Done to Death', there's a conversation in a doctor's waiting room, Ronnie tells us the story of his violin and, finally, we are entertained by a cockney version of Bizet's Carmen called Tooting Carmen. Musical guests are Chelsea Brown, and Price and Fame.
- StarsRonnie BarkerRonnie CorbettSwingle IISketches include 'The Encyclopaedia Salesman', 'The Ministry of Inflation', part 6 of 'Death Can be Fatal', and 'Weekend in Mayfair'. Swingle II perform.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerBarbara DicksonSketches include a reunion with an old school chum, a message by a brain surgeon to help people who mispronounce words, there is the next episode of "The Phantom Raspberry Blower Of Old London Town", a visit to the solicitor complete with stage directions, Ronnie tells a story about a chap in a desert, we visit the village of Bendover in Buckinghamshire who are in training for It's a Knockout, and the concluding musical performance is an opera. The performance in this episode is by Barbara Dickson.
- StarsRonnie CorbettRonnie BarkerSwingle IISketches include the 'Rhyming Police case', the 'Doctor who Can't Reveal his Name', 'Death Can Be Fatal' part three, 'Disruption at an Arty Film', and the Second Division Trent Force (Motorised) squad present 'Bits and P.C.'s song and dance show.
- StarsBritt Miller
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye is bored and tired, the best time to pen another missive to his father. He describes Klinger's sheer white wedding gown, which does little to hide his white boxer shorts but is better than Hawkeye's naked dining fiasco. There is more fun to be had over Hotlips' recent tiff with Frank; he got drunk on gin and confided that his own brother used to call him Ferret Face. Radar is now a real, honest to goodness mail order graduate. But, Captain Casey, the new boy genius of their surgical team, is not really a doctor; Hawkeye's failure to throw the book at him causes Casey to reassess his career choices: and an R.C. priest named Schwartz is born. Henry conducts the doctors playing and Hotlips singing "My Blue Heaven" but no one is listening. Hotlips is really selling it, but it is hard to get the Army behind any color but olive drab,
- DirectorHarry MorganStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile Father Mulcahy frantically tries to prepare for a visit from a respected cardinal, Hawkeye has to deal with a soldier who cannot donate blood for his buddy because it turns out that he himself has leukemia.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile the 4077th staff substitute for Rosie after she's injured in a brawl at her bar, Father Mulcahy is at the end of his patience when he is passed over for promotion yet again.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA visiting Congressional aide accuses Margaret of being a Communist sympathizer and it could ruin her career. This dovetails with Klinger entering the Stars & Stripes photo contest.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWinchester encourages Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret to raise the stakes in their practical joke battle, and Father Mulcahy is desperate to receive a promotion.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe whole 4077 are looking forward to a visit from Marilyn Monroe after a rumor starts; while B.J.'s fishing trip doesn't go as planned.
- DirectorAlan AldaBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye and Margaret become romantically involved while they are trapped behind enemy lines.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganThe year 1951 as seen in retrospect, from Margaret's knitting that never stops growing, to the baseball season that ends in the famous Dodgers-Giants pennant race (and Winchester's gloom). They all hope 1952 will somehow be better.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganHawkeye goes on the wagon and drives everyone crazy. When Winchester hears that his sister is going to marry an Italian, he goes nuts, doing everything in his power to stop the marriage.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA wounded cowboy is itching to get back to the states to keep his marriage intact, but his request is denied. Henry becomes the target of a mad bomber.
- DirectorWilliam K. JurgensenStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA hurried relocation to a cave is complicated by Hawkeye revealing he has claustrophobia.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA special egg breakfast is complicated by a distraught AWOL soldier talking Father Mulcahy into granting him sanctuary in the mess tent during a preceding church service.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganTo fight an ongoing infection in the O.R., the staff decides to remove the old wood floor and make a concrete one. The surgeons do the menial labor while Klinger acts as foreman (he knows cement and it's not that hard); while an Italian soldier falls head-over-heels for Margaret.
- DirectorLarry GelbartStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonA helicopter crash introduces the 4077 to Colonel Sam Flagg, the well-built (says Hotlips) paranoid with a broken arm who refuses all painkillers. Colonel Flagg (who can also be identified as Major Brooks, Lt. Carter, Ensign Troy and Capt. Louise Klein) is CIA. Meanwhile, Trapper's friend, Vinny Pratt, also drops in; Vinny is Intelligence (G-2) and he wants to find out what Flagg is doing. Flagg is BIG, so his operation must be crucial. Because of Fr. Mulcahy, Vinny cannot be Capt. Perkins the priest, so he becomes Capt. Stone, the engineer. Vinny Pratt introduces himself to Henry as Major Strauss G-2 and tells Henry to call him Pratt. Flagg tells Hawkeye Flagg is Carter and Stone is really Martinez; so, if Martinez is there, the operation must be really BIG. Flagg is in the CID; he tells people he is CIA because it throws off people who think he is CIC. Then, Flagg re-breaks his own arm so he can continue treating...and spying. The surgeons have had more "intelligence" for one lifetime, Radar cables Tijuana for Flagg: "Mary had a little lamb. Stop. My dog has fleas. Stop. Mairzy doats and dozey doats, and I'll be home for Christmas. Signed: Your loving son, Queen Victoria." Pratt says HE is Mary. The guys bring the spy nonsense to a head by "doctoring" personnel files. Is Frank Burns a Communist, like Flagg believes? Or is he a Fascist, as Pratt suspects? It may be off to the Lubyanka, or some other gulag, for old Ferret Face.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen Pierce is temporarily put in charge of the 4077th, the weight of the responsibility takes its toll. He changes, becoming up-tight and authoritarian.
- DirectorMike FarrellStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhile B.J. and Hawkeye snipe at each other, Klinger romances a nurse and Winchester romances a Korean working girl.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye records a letter to his Dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier, the loss of a Luxembourg Lieutenant's corpse, and a lieutenant's strong-arm tactics to obtain medical care for a comrade.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret's good friend Captain Helen Whitfield visits the 4077th and it seems like old times again, but what the Major doesn't know is that Whitfield is still a raging closet-alcoholic; Meanwhile, Hawkeye pulls one prank that goes too far when he drops Charles' pants in O.R.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA fouled radio call for help on a crossword puzzle leads to a senior officer coming to the 4077th to help with a supposed serious medical problem.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganMargaret seeks contributions for a time capsule.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhile Radar tries to stop the camp from being shelled by their own artillery, Frank finds a wounded enemy soldier wired to explode, Margaret and Trapper get stuck in a supply shed and Henry and Father Mulcahy get blown up in the latrine.
- DirectorE.W. SwackhamerStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Col. Blake's head to a general to protest the decision.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWhen a rumor for a camp relocation turns out to be real, Hawkeye, Margaret and Radar volunteer to stay behind for a patient who cannot be moved.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganWinchester plots to cheat the natives when the Army changes the military scrip while Klinger tries to attempt to apply to West Point in order to drop out later.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonThe team delivers a baby, handles casualties and operates on Frank Burns' hernia during a power outage while Radar tries to divert friendly mortar fire falling too close to the camp.
- DirectorNorman TokarStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonEvery day for the past six weeks, at 5:00 o'clock p.m. on the nose, a North Korean "washout from Kamikaze school" has let loose a bomb in the general direction of the hospital's sub-ammo dump. Very affectionately known as "Five O'Clock Charlie," the only thing he hits on the nose is the time. Every day, Radar opens book on the day's exploits and takes bets on how close (in yards) Charlie will come to the sub-ammo dump. It is an occasion for cocktails and frivolity at 4077, not unlike the Kentucky Derby... until Frank demands Henry get him a "nug" from Brigadier Gen. Clayton. Capt. Phil Cardozo, the singing dentist, gives the drunken duo a new slant on things. If there is anything that will beat Frank and his nug, it is 4 dozen sheets, 18 gallons of mercurochrome and a little thing called psychology.
- DirectorAlan AldaBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganB.J. disobeys orders and goes out to find Hawkeye and Margaret, who are still missing in action. Meanwhile, their romantic relationship quickly goes up in flames, and they become even more hostile toward each other.
- DirectorAlan AldaStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper writes a letter to his daughter, Shirley Temple dances, and the 4077th tries to take a mental break from GIs suffering from hypothermia and post-op bleeding by throwing a benefit picnic for the orphanage.
- DirectorJames SheldonStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganB.J. helps out a local Korean family. Meanwhile, a general has a series of mishaps in camp.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganCol. Sherman T. Potter assumes command of the 4077th.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen enemy action cuts the supply lines to the 4077th in the middle of a freezing Korean winter, the unit struggles with a shortage of supplies and heating fuel.
- DirectorBurt MetcalfeStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganOn the day after Christmas, the 4077th decides to try out an English tradition, Boxing Day, where the officers and enlisted personnel change places for a day.
- DirectorDon WeisStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonTrapper John's ulcer flares up and could provide grounds for a medical discharge from the Army.
- DirectorHy AverbackStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonWhen Henry goes to Tokyo for a conference, Frank outlaws alcoholic beverages, dismantles the still, and enlists Father Mulcahy to present a sermon on the evils of drink. But Frank discovers that drying out the 4077th isn't so easy.
- DirectorCharles S. DubinStarsAlan AldaMike FarrellHarry MorganA North Korean Spy infiltrates the 4077 and poses as Charles' houseboy, to observe and report on 4077th's efficiency and success to his superiors. The staff is baffled by a skin-rash epidemic.
- DirectorJackie CooperStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAll the surgeons except for Hawkeye, and most of the support staff except for Margaret, Radar, and Mulcahey come down with the flu. In this Korea-wide epidemic, they can't even find someone to come in and help with casualties.
- DirectorGene ReynoldsStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonAfter literally being fed up with mess hall food, Hawkeye goes on a desperate quest to order barbecue spare ribs from his favorite restaurant, Adam's Ribs, at Dearborn Station in Chicago.
- DirectorBruce BilsonStarsAlan AldaWayne RogersMcLean StevensonHawkeye feigns insanity to prove he needs to take leave.