- Gwyneth Paltrow is the only 26-year old in Hollywood who looks as though she has already had a face-lift.
- [on Phil Collins] The ugliest man since George Orwell.
- Men have charisma, women have vital statistics.
- [on the assassination of John Lennon] I don't remember where I was but I was really pleased he was dead, as he was a wife-beater, gay-basher, anti-Semite and all-round bully-boy.
- [on the death of David Bowie] What a good life's work it was - well done, him. And that's all I have to say on the subject.
- Surely the saddest legacy a creative person can leave is stupid fans.
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