Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the
planet. They're better than us.
If I only had a little humility I would be perfect.
Even when I started in 1970, I knew that television was having a
negative effect on our society.
[asked what his personal motto was] Early to bed, early to rise,
work like hell and advertise!
One summer, I made $50 a week, and my father charged me $25 a week rent. I asked him if that wasn't a little high. He said that if I could do better than that for food and lodging seven days a week I could move out.
[on the 2008 government bailout saving car companies instead of the
restaurant industry] People would rather eat than drive cars!
The best day of my life was my wedding night. The first one. The others weren't so bad either!
The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.
Fidel Castro is one hell of a guy! You people would like him! Most people in Cuba like him.