PopWatchers, it's a magical, Tyra-filled night, so brace yourselves for made-up words, outrageous self-absorption, baffling contradictions, and whole lotta crazy: That's right, kids. It's the season premiere of the new America's Next Top Model. And despite the claims -- the repeated, and repeated claims -- that this is a "petite" season, where all the contenders are 5'7 and under, this feels a whole lot like every other season. It's deja vu all over again, times 14, plus screaming. The next name that I'm going to call is...casting hour. Let's do this! Yeah, if you've ever been to the Internet, you know that this 13th cycle -- someday that term will shed its menstrual connotations, but today is not that day -- is for the shorties, the models who would never be tall enough to break through into high fashion any other way. For the record, though, I'm not sure that 5'7 really counts as "petite.
- 9/10/2009
- by Margaret Lyons
- EW.com - PopWatch
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