- Farm Handyman: [to the chicken as it lays an egg in the frying pan for his morning breakfast] Hurry up!
- title card: His church, the sky - his altar, the landscape.
- title card: The village of Sunnyside - Sunday morning.
- title card: Charlie, the farm hand, etc. etc. etc.
- title card: The Hotel Evergreen - etc. etc. etc.
- Boss: [after he hits Charlie, noticing that the coffee is extremely clumpy like molasses] Sugar's to sweeten - not to thicken.
- title card: [Charlie the farmhand on his way into town and presumably to morning service] The unwilling sinner.
- title card: [on his way to call on his love interest] And now, the 'romance'.
- title card: [humorously attempting to play the organ with his love interest] A flat note.
- title card: [referring to the men hanging out in the hotel lobby area] Lounge lizards.
- title card: [heading to church] Morning service.
- title card: [two townspeople walking to morning service] Father and son.
- title card: [an unwanted extra person inside the home] His brother, Willie.
- title card: Two's company.
- title card: [upon arriving back home] Late again.
- title card: Enter the City Chap.
- title card: [arriving to attend to the city chap who has just gotten in an automobile accident outside the door] The village doctor.
- title card: City chap fully recovered.
- Farm Handyman: [to his love interest, the village belle, as she comes in to get some supplies from the store] What would you like?
- title card: [after having witnessed his love interest happily walk off with the city chap] Oh, cruel fate.
- title card: [realizing that his only chance with his love interest, the village belle, is to try to impress her by acting and appearing more sophisticated like the city chap] His last hope.
- title card: [as she rejects him] Love's labor lost.
- Boss: [presumabably daydreaming of an alternate happy life while bending down in the street to let a passing car hit him] Sleepy-head, go get this gentleman's baggage.
- [the village belle then turns her nose up at the city chap as he departs the hotel and embraces Charlie the handyman, showing that she has chosen him instead]
- title card: The End