- Title Card: Every family tree must have its sap.
- The Boy's Father: My boy, when you get to the far distant city, write your mother, wash your neck, and don't go near the movies.
- Title Card: It's mighty easy for a boy to go wrong in a big city. He knew how to walk, but he didn't know where.
- Title Card: [Referring to An Actress dressed like Cleopatra] There was Egypt in her dreamy eye, and mischief in the other.
- Lloyd Hamilton, Himself: How would you like to play my part in a moving picture?
- A Country Boy: No, sir, my folks wouldn't like it.
- An Actress: How would you like to play my husband in a picture?
- A Country Boy: Well, I'll try.