- Title Card: The Hogans were men of metal - Bronze muscles - Iron wills and - Tin heads.
- Title Card: Prof. Von Tempo - a musician of Note with a Sharp eye and - Flat Feet.
- Harry's Father: Get out! - Before I remember I'm your father!
- Harry's Brother: Yeh, beat it! - you and that Groaning Bathtub!
- Title Card: The Professor's All-Nation Band - Two Germans, an Italian - and a Democrat.