The First Auto (1927)

Gus Leonard: Barber

Quotes 

• Barber : There's Stebbins' new-fangled buggy, what he sold his horses to buy! It's a great contraption - nothin' to pull it an' nothin' to push it!

  Hank Armstrong : Talk sense - every horse on the road'll laugh itself to death!

  Barber : They'll laugh, all right - 'cause they won't have nothin' else to do - - pretty soon the only horses you'll see will be stuffed ones!

  Hank Armstrong : A horse is practical - a horse has got sense - a horse is an animal - you fool! You ain't safe to shave a man! You're crazy! I'll never come in here again!