- Title Card: Their Wedding Reception. Where the guests exchanged dollar presents for two dollars worth of eats.
- Title Card: A Fashionable Wedding - Where you meet a lot of people you never saw before and hope you never see again.
- Title Card: The bridegroom was as nervous as a grass skirt at a Hula-Hula picnic.
- Title Card: The bride, as proud of the groom - - as a kitten with its first mouse.
- Title Card: The best man was still single, because he couldn't find a woman who would take a joke.
- The Bride's Mother: Have a little piece of wedding cake!
- The Groom: I just ate some angel food - they're playing harps in my stomach now!