Condemned! (1929)

Louis Wolheim: Jacques

Quotes 

• Jacques Duval : I may be hard to look at but I'm easy to see.

• Jacques Duval : Aggh! You've spoiled the softest berth a convict ever had, that's what you done.

  [pauses] 

  Jacques Duval : You weren't sent here to give no monkeys to ladies.

  Michel : Ahh, women! You and I both'd be angels if it weren't for women.

  [peers closely at Jacques] 

  Michel : At least I would.

  Jacques Duval : Oh, I'd be a law-abiding respectable citizen if it weren't for women... with a large family, too.

  Michel : Yes, you'd need women for the family. Awww, let's go to bed.

  Jacques Duval : [sensing Michel's frustration]  Careful, Michel. Careful.