- Title Card: According to Bill Whipple's impression of Bill Whipple, nobody had anything on Bill Whipple but Bill Whipple.
- Jim MacDonald: Where the heck is Bill?
- Dugan: Maybe a bird flew by and thought he was a worm.
- Jim MacDonald: Bird? Yeah... a bird with skirts on!
- Jim MacDonald: Bill why don't you take this game seriously? You'll never be a driver if you don't!
- Bill Whipple: Say, listen! I can drive right now better than any of the punks on this track!
- Jim MacDonald: Drivin's only half of it! Your trouble is... you start plenty but never finish anything!
- Jim MacDonald: Where the heck is Bill?
- Dugan: Maybe he went to the hospital. He said somethin' 'bout the bones itchin' in his hand.
- Black Dice Thrower: Once mo', baby dice! Show yo' sebben l'il teeth fo' yo' sunburnt uncle!
- Bill Whipple: What a break for you... meeting me with the world full of men!
- Patricia 'Pat' Bonner: I wish you'd move away! Flies annoy me!
- Bill Whipple: The lady will have poached eggs on toast... and tea.
- Waitress: [Towards the kitchen] A COUPLE OF CLUCKS ON A WHITE SLAB!
- Dugan: Hey! You're supposed to be workin' on this motor!
- Bill Whipple: Don't annoy me, boy! I'm training for tonight's sleep!
- Dugan: The crooked mug! Cracked you up last year... and now he's double-crossed Bill!
- Jim MacDonald: It's up to you, Dugan! Get Renny! That's all I ask! Beat Renny!
- Patricia 'Pat' Bonner: Renny played a mean trick on you, Bill. I'm terribly sorry.
- Bill Whipple: Yeah... but it's a great break for everybody! With me out they've all got a chance now!
- Patricia 'Pat' Bonner: You swell-headed fool! You were so busy taking bows that you couldn't see Renny was just using you! You're out of the race! Everybody's laughing at you!