- Mary Custer: Oh, poor Henry. Let me hold your hand.
- Henry Williams: It's not heavy. I can manage. Hold your own hand.
- Sally Morgan: But they'll give you twenty years.
- Henry Williams: Twenty ye - ha ha ha ha ha ha...
- Sally Morgan: What are you laughing at?
- Henry Williams: Why, the joke's on them.
- Sally Morgan: Why?
- Henry Williams: I can't live but six months.
- Mary Custer: [referring to the calf Henry just lead into the room] Henry Williams, what is that?
- Henry Williams: Condensed milk.
- Jerome Underwood: You know who I am?
- Henry Williams: Who?
- Jerome Underwood: I'm an Underwood.
- Henry Williams: Indian no care for typewriter!
- Sally Morgan: I wish I were dead.
- Henry Williams: Don't say that!
- Sally Morgan: I wish I'd never been born.
- Henry Williams: You could have said that first and save yourself a wish, you know that, don't you?