Monkey Business (1931)

Cecil Cunningham: Madame Swempski

Quotes 

• Groucho : And you can say it was a real love match. We married for money.

  Madame Swempski : Oh, you impudent cad!

  Groucho : Eh, my shrinking violet? Say, it wouldn't hurt you to shrink thirty or forty pounds.

  Madame Swempski : I'll report you to your paper.

  Groucho : I'll thank you to let me do the reporting. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?

• Madame Swempski : I don't like this innuendo.

  Groucho : That's what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.