Monkey Business (1931)

Bess Flowers: Indian's Wife at Party

Quotes 

• Groucho : How about you and I passing out on the veranda; or would you rather pass out here?

  Woman at Party : Sir, you have the advantage of me.

  Groucho : Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.

• Woman at Party : You're pretty fresh, aren't you.

  Indian at Party : That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting around here.

  Groucho : Well, if you don't like our country, why don't you go back where you came from.

  Indian at Party : [Raises his tomahawk]  Say, I oughta take that right in your scalp!

  Groucho : Run for your life! The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket.

  [Grabs another male guest's toupee] 

  Groucho : Here! The Indians! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo...