Monkey Business (1931)

Sam Marx: Boat Passenger, Man at Quayside at Arrival

Quotes 

• Boat Passenger : What's the idea of putting your hands in my pocket!

  Chico : Just a little mistake. I had a suit once. Looked just like that and for a minute I thought those were my pants.

  Boat Passenger : How could they be your pants when I I've got them on!

  Chico : Well, this suit had two pair of pants.

• Boat Passenger : Why, a man fainted over here.

  Groucho : Man fainted. I'll soon fix him. Just my hard luck it couldn't be a woman!