- Tom Martin: I've a sneaking suspicion that you two girls have been stepping out.
- Eve Martin: What do you think we came down here for? Crochet doilies?
- Tubby Smith: Sally, I'm your husband. You go home!
- Sally Smith: I'm through with you. I'm going to stay here and be kissed by a Spaniard!
- Eve Martin: How dare you come in here when I'm alone in bed.
- Tom Martin: That's the way every devoted husband wishes to find his wife. Alone. In bed.
- Sally Smith: You win. I won't buy another stitch of clothes. I'll go around like Lady Godiva. Just buy me a horse, will ya. Buy me a horse.
- Sally Smith: Old man river's getting so economical that I'll soon be wearing cotton stockings and making my underwear out of flour sacks.
- Sally Smith: What did you say to Tom the day he lent his swimming pool to those Mack Sennett Bathing Beauties?
- Tubby Smith: What did I say?
- Sally Smith: Tom asked you if you'd seen any legs that made you want to leave home. And you said, "None but my wife's."
- Sally Smith: I wish I had my own money. I wouldn't ask Tubby for one cent. I think wives ought to have a salary.
- Tubby Smith: You know that little dancer down at the studio, Cleo Del Rio?
- Tom Martin: Oh, you mean, the daft one?
- Tubby Smith: Yeah. Brown eyes, lashes a foot long and those suffering red lips.
- Tom Martin: Yes.
- Tubby Smith: Well, she wants me to get you to go over to the Ambassador tonight and trip the heavy fantastic.
- Cleo Del Rio: Oh, please don't say you won't come. Please come. Oh, please. Please, please, please. Please, please, please!
- Madge Horton: Oh, you sweet thing. You're gonna like me in a big way, aren't you?
- Tubby Smith: Say, is that a reflection on my size?
- Madge Horton: Oh, you're not fat. You're just exaggerated.
- Madge Horton: Oh, Cleo, look at this. A beautiful swimming pool.
- Cleo Del Rio: Oh, can't we go swimming?
- Tubby Smith: That's what you're here for.
- Madge Horton: Where are the suits?
- Cleo Del Rio: Do we have to wear suits?
- Tubby Smith: No suits? What a gal. What a gal!
- Cleo Del Rio: I love to feel the water against my skin.
- Sally Smith: Who is that donut that Tubby is dunking in the pool?
- Tom Martin: Dunking a donut?
- Sally Smith: A red-headed donut.
- Tom Martin: Now, come along, dear. There's no harm in Tubby, Charley and myself entertaining a young girl that we're trying very hard to put under contract for the picture.
- Tubby Smith: Sally, let's all go to the races together.
- Sally Smith: I'm sorry, Tubby. A racetrack is no place for a jackass!
- Tubby Smith: Have you any money left at all?
- Tom Martin: I haven't a thing left in my name except the telephone.
- Paul Perkins: I beg your pardon. Where have I seen your face before?
- Sally Smith: Well, I don't know. I usually carry it around with me.
- Paul Perkins: Cheer up, boy. Our depression is over. In a few seconds you're going to meet a couple of rich Mamas.
- Hal Rogers: Did you say rich?
- Paul Perkins: Rich? They use $1000 bills for garters.
- Sally Smith: Well, now that we we're all in a huddle, what are we gonna do?
- Hal Rogers: How about a little bite?
- Sally Smith: What? Oh, oh, you mean something to eat.
- Sally Smith: We're wild - but, cautious. Suppose you come over to our bungalows and have dinner with us?
- Paul Perkins: Hi ya, Suger! How's every little thing?
- [Sally offers Paul a cigarette]
- Paul Perkins: No, I'll think I'll take a cigar, if you don't mind.
- Sally Smith: Aren't you afraid of stunting your growth?
- Paul Perkins: Now, don't kid me about my size. I may fool ya.
- Sally Smith: [listening to Hal at the piano] Paul, do you play?
- Paul Perkins: Well, not the piano. But, get me on a sofie and...
- Sally Smith: Oh, yeah? Well, back right up.
- [pushes Paul onto the sofa]
- Sally Smith: Back right up.
- Sally Smith: What are you gonna be when you get out of school?
- Paul Perkins: That is the question. To be or not to be.
- Sally Smith: Do you keep up with your studies?
- Paul Perkins: Well, yes and no.
- Sally Smith: Do you ever do any homework?
- Paul Perkins: Sure, where's your home?
- Sally Smith: Oh, naughty. Naughty, naughty, naughty boy!
- Paul Perkins: Hey, am I bad?
- Sally Smith: You are a baddie!
- Paul Perkins: Oh, goodie!
- Sally Smith: Eve, save me! He's been reading, "Tarzan of the Apes."
- Paul Perkins: Well, didn't you ask me if I was up on my lessons?
- Sally Smith: Yeah, but, I don't want to be around when you graduate.
- Sally Smith: [singing] I got guns, forty-four, You've got fun, Have some more, Root-toot-toot, Pistol shoot, Just like Frankie and Johnnie.
- [grabs Paul's head and keeps it smothered on her chest]
- Sally Smith: ... I won't let you go. I won't let you go.
- Sally Smith: Oh, my husband!
- Tubby Smith: Whose husband where you expecting?
- Sally Smith: Oh, Eve, Amos and Andy are here.
- Tubby Smith: Great Scott! Have you taken to smoking cigars down here?
- Sally Smith: Pardon me?
- [coughs]
- Sally Smith: I suppose you're going to say to me that I can't smoke cigars.
- [coughs]
- Tubby Smith: Evidently, you can't.
- Sally Smith: There's a lot of things that we girls can do that we don't talk about.
- Tom Martin: Don't forget that you're a married woman.
- Eve Martin: Huh, forget it? That's why we came here, to forget it.
- Tubby Smith: Sally, believe it or not, these girls are not here with us.
- Sally Smith: Yes, I can see that Tubby. You're waiting for a ferry boat.
- Tom Martin: Won't you even let me kiss the little hollow in your elbow?
- Eve Martin: Tom Martin, are you crazy?
- Tom Martin: Well, that isn't asking too much. Just a little hollow in your elbow.
- Eve Martin: Well, all right. But, hurry up.