Horse Feathers (1932)

E.H. Calvert: Professor in Wagstaff's Study

Quotes 

• Professor Wagstaff : Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.

  Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : But, Professor, where will the students sleep?

  Professor Wagstaff : Where they always sleep: in the classroom.

• Professor Wagstaff : And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure. The trouble is we're neglecting football for education.

  Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : Exactly. The professor is right.

  Professor Wagstaff : Oh, I'm right, am I? Well, I'm not right, I'm wrong. I just said that to test you. Now I know where I'm at - I'm dealing with a couple of snakes. What I meant to say was that there's too much football and not enough education.

  Professor in Wagstaff's Study , Professor in Wagstaff's Study : That's what I think.

  Professor Wagstaff : Oh, you do, do you? Well, you're wrong again! If there was a snake here, I'd apologize.