Horse Feathers (1932)

Robert Greig: Biology Professor Giving Lecture

Quotes 

• [Wagstaff's looking in a microscope] 

  Biology Professor : What do you think of that slide?

  Professor Wagstaff : Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

• Biology Professor : Here is the liver.

  Professor Wagstaff : What, no bacon? I'd send that back if I were you.

• Professor Wagstaff : [Pokes his head into a classroom]  Have they started sawing a woman in half yet?

  Biology Professor : Oh, Mr. President, this is in deed a pleasure. What brings you here?

  Professor Wagstaff : A bicycle, but I left it out in the hall. Have you got two empty dunce chairs? I brought you two empty dunces. Come in dunces.

  [In walk Chico and Harpo, alias Bravelli and Pinky] 

  Professor Wagstaff : Here you are, ten cents a dunce.

• Biology Professor : The liver if neglected, invariably leads to cirrhosis. Of course, you are all familiar with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

  Baravelli : Sure. cirrhosis are red; so violets are blue; so sugar is sweet; so, so are you.